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    Default Mario Balotelli - The ultimate real life troll

    Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has admitted he would like to join AC Milan within two years.
    "Do I envy Cassano for going to AC Milan? A little," Balotelli told Italian newspaper Extra Time.

    "(Milan owner) Silvio Berlusconi said that Cassano is the best Italian talent - he's wrong or doesn't know Balotelli.

    "Me with Ibra and Cassano at Milan? It'll happen soon. For this year, and another, I will stay at City where I'm fine."
    When asked if he gets abused by United fans in the street, he said "No, they say 'Come to us, Mario.' "
    "Mario Balotelli actually didn’t stop there. He went on to say that only one of the previous winners of the prize were or are better than him. The list includes Rafael Van Der Vaart, Wayne Rooney, Lionel Messi, Cesc Fabregas, Sergio Aguero, Anderson and Alexandre Pato.

    “There’s only one that is a little stronger than me: Messi. All the others are behind me."”
    "What's his name? Wil ... ? No, I don't know him, but the next time I play against Arsenal I will keep a close eye on him," Balotelli said. "Perhaps I can show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won it."
    On arriving at the scene of the crash, officers went through the standard procedure of taking names, statements and administering a breathlyser test, which all passed without a hitch.

    However, on giving Balotelli a quick pat down, police quickly found £5,000 hanging out of his back pocket.

    Smelling something fishy, curious coppers asked the 20-year-old what he was doing driving around with that sort of wedge tucked into his jeans. A deadpan Balotelli simply replied:

    Because I am rich.
    This guy is toooo jokes

    But I do kind of agree with punits in that if he wants to be the best in the world (which he can be) he needs to change his attitude
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    There's nothing ''jokes'' about him, IMO.

    He's mildly entertaining but he's yet to make me laugh.

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    Bar the comments about Wilshere (he will be a bigger player than him, if not already) I think he's jokes

    "Because I'm rich" lulz.
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    Balotelli is jokes
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    Sophie took to her Twitter page to blast Mario, who is now her ex, and her friend Faye.
    She posted: ‘Would like to let everyone know @FayeEvette is a s*** and slept with the guy I was seeing! What a friend and welcome 2011.’
    She added: ‘Mario Balotelli is a ****er!!’
    N1gger?
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    I made gun fingers when they lowered your nans coffin into the ground
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    girls r like children except more retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xtra P View Post
    N1gger?

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    Guys interviews are fucking jokes

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-Twitter.html

    "Sophie has just sent me another SMS a mile long. After two screen loads I had to erase it.

    "Now that her Big Brother popularity has waned, she's trying to be back on the media to find work.

    "Does she need money? Why does she not tell me so, instead of getting me on the front pages.

    "Maybe I'm so stupid I could have even given her the money. So sad. I think of the parents of these kind of girls."

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    seems like a bit of a tool tbh
    "it was 3 o'clock in the morning i look out the window and there was a fucking baby standing on the corner!"



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    the man is a legend the arrogance he has is a next ting guys like him are needed in the world just for the laughing factor if u dont find him funny u need to relax and stop being so serious this is funnier than certain comedians stand up routines
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    Lol balotelli is an amazing entertainer

    still the first player i try to buy on FM every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I LOVE GRIME View Post
    the man is a legend the arrogance he has is a next ting guys like him are needed in the world just for the laughing factor if u dont find him funny u need to relax and stop being so serious this is funnier than certain comedians stand up routines
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    he's just too honest

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    "I asked for Cristiano Ronaldo's jersey and he told me he already gave it to someone else. I replied, 'I will become stronger than you.’" – Inter striker Mario Balotelli
    The Guys a genius lol
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Balotelli's the ultimate nigga, I'm rating that... he's living the dream, I'd be a cunt too. Shit hes only what... 20?

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    This guy is the funniest bloke in the premier league. Football needs more characters. I used to find Ronaldo funny for his arrogance but Balotelli is fucking jokes
    You make me sleep like Rufalin
    Your so shit you'll do me in
    My lyrics stop you like mace
    Your a dump, your just pure waste
    Your chocolate without the taste
    Frankly your not to my taste

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    Quote Originally Posted by EazyNah View Post
    The Guys a genius lol
    fucking lol at that quote.

    ‘I confronted him but then one of his friends came up to me and said, 'I think it's about time you left.' I was literally shoved out of the flat with no shoes on and left barefoot in a little black sequined party dress in the freezing foyer. It was 4am and I had to call my mum and ask her to pick me up. I was devastated.’
    sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alter E-ghost View Post
    fucking lol at that quote.
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    I lol'd for 5 minutes

    "I will become stronger than you"

    The guy lives his life like its a movie
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    mario put da po po in der place wid da "cause i'm rich" quote. he's a big baby doe, he makes niggas look dumb moretime.
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