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Mr. Jefferies
6th October '11, 08:56 PM
Matthew Kelly (his height will be useful in goal)

Mike Tyson (would be a beast at full-back)
Dave Jones (former full-back, knowledge would be vital)
Geoffrey Leonard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSB4sQGT_4) (big unit, would be strong at centre-half)
Herbert the Pervert

Roy Cropper (http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/images/071123_112846_CoronationStreetRoyCropper.jpg) (look at him, it's obvious)
Josef Friztl (experience can be used in the holding role)
Michael Jackson (left wing, his footwork would bamboozle the defenders)
R. Kelly (I believe he can fly down the wing)

Gary Glitter (oldest in the team, captain)
Nick Hodgkinson (youngest on the list, pace will be useful up front)

Probably have Wiley as the manager, he will help bring through the youngers and his character would make for some great post-match interviews.

What about you?

Shower Posse
6th October '11, 09:01 PM
What no Wenger?

:crazy:

Mr. Jefferies
6th October '11, 09:02 PM
What no Wenger?

:crazy:

Nope.

Julio Cesar
6th October '11, 09:04 PM
Marlon King? Craig Thomson?

Mr. Jefferies
6th October '11, 09:05 PM
Marlon King? Craig Thomson?

Good choices.

Samir_NasG
6th October '11, 09:05 PM
Titus Brambles definitely CB n RVP cf!

FoundTheGif
6th October '11, 09:10 PM
lmao.

Shower Posse
6th October '11, 09:11 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSztp-RPwXnmIzyd0o4qwFBv36FNlr4RcY0xWW0NcyIi2txMaBd2Q

Husso
6th October '11, 09:27 PM
Brilliant, fucking almost had my crying with laughter.

But not sure how they would play together. I think passing could be an issue, i mean look at Josef Friztl's track record.

And having having Gary around to play might be a hard as well. I mean with all those business trips to Asia and all.

RealOnRoad
6th October '11, 09:44 PM
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/chris-jeffries-hair.jpg

Mr. Jefferies
6th October '11, 09:46 PM
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/chris-jeffries-hair.jpg

Innocent. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-12664581)

Zoffie
6th October '11, 10:23 PM
Yeeea... It's pretty obvious that Michael Jackson should moonwalk into that first XI!!!

Listen, Michael Jackson & R.Kelly get it.. cool..

but, Elvis married a 13 year old! Why doesn't no one say shit about him?? This shit is crazy!

Mr. Jefferies
6th October '11, 10:36 PM
Yeeea... It's pretty obvious that Michael Jackson should moonwalk into that first XI!!!

Listen, Michael Jackson & R.Kelly get it.. cool..

but, Elvis married a 13 year old! Why doesn't no one say shit about him?? This shit is crazy!

Elvis would've had a heart attack in the pre-match warm up.

Undercovermc
6th October '11, 10:57 PM
I scouted Mitchell Harrison, but he didn't have the stomach for professional football. He was gutted.

Hutch
6th October '11, 11:02 PM
I scouted Mitchell Harrison, but he didn't have the stomach for professional football.

5* :laugh:

M.O.G.
7th October '11, 08:55 AM
Gotta put the bloke who plays Kevin Webster in there now.

Central midfield role, he fixes engines for a living so it's obvious he'll have a good one, could run about all day.

Strife
7th October '11, 09:33 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSztp-RPwXnmIzyd0o4qwFBv36FNlr4RcY0xWW0NcyIi2txMaBd2Q


Why Chris Benoit?

He killed his family, was not a pedophile

MyLord
7th October '11, 10:25 AM
Matthew Kelly (his height will be useful in goal)

Mike Tyson (would be a beast at full-back)
Dave Jones (former full-back, knowledge would be vital)
Geoffrey Leonard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSB4sQGT_4) (big unit, would be strong at centre-half)
Herbert the Pervert

Roy Cropper (http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/images/071123_112846_CoronationStreetRoyCropper.jpg) (look at him, it's obvious)
Josef Friztl (experience can be used in the holding role)
Michael Jackson (left wing, his footwork would bamboozle the defenders)
R. Kelly (I believe he can fly down the wing)

Gary Glitter (oldest in the team, captain)
Nick Hodgkinson (youngest on the list, pace will be useful up front)

Probably have Wiley as the manager, he will help bring through the youngers and his character would make for some great post-match interviews.

What about you?

:laugh::laugh::laugh:
repped

MichaelTBH
7th October '11, 10:58 AM
Aggro Santos & Mercston get honourable mentions

Stellios
7th October '11, 12:42 PM
Ian Huntley as my caretaker manager.

Alter E-ghost
7th October '11, 01:13 PM
he wasnt a paedo though iirc

Parrr
7th October '11, 06:14 PM
id have fred and rose west up front tbh they are proven burriers.