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Hij
13th April '11, 05:43 PM
Oh how refreshing they have been in this competition. How delightful for them to go out and attack and show courage in the face of adversity. The magical Inter Milan comeback that was still actually a loss, the awe inspiring comeback against the mighty Young Boy's who they gave a 2-3 nil head start to. How fitting that it will end at the Lane infront of the Spurs supporters.

Not wishing to tempt some unbelievable fate, me and Samjackson247 are having a Tottenham elimination party, how are you marking the occasion?

Naruto
13th April '11, 05:46 PM
Hij can I come to your house and get wavey too bro

Ari Gold
13th April '11, 05:47 PM
welcome back hij

187
13th April '11, 05:47 PM
lol booting the ball up to crouch is :dead:
out pacing an old team is nothing special imo.
hope it's another rout, fuck spurs...

Jimmy Conway
13th April '11, 05:49 PM
The way Tottenham is gonna win.

Thank god you went to prison Hij, didn't have to see another shitty season of Liverpool football.

Hij
13th April '11, 05:51 PM
The way Tottenham is gonna win.

Thank god you went to prison Hij, didn't have to see another shitty season of Liverpool football.

:laugh:

The jokes thing is, I saw the Europa League games which were absolutely dire. That sort of shit can drive a man to suicide.


welcome back hij

Woiii mate nice one.

Switch
13th April '11, 05:53 PM
kicking back and just watch real duppy again hopefully the aggregate score reaches double figures

Jimmy Conway
13th April '11, 05:53 PM
wo, you gotta a good sense of humor. Was expecting a ban tbh.


Lol I know right.

I'm still going for totty though.

I LOVE GRIME
13th April '11, 05:53 PM
oh shit hijs first football thread>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
on topic 3-2 spurs i think
but last nite ji song murk a man park>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..

Hij
13th April '11, 05:53 PM
kicking back and just watch real duppy again hopefully the aggregate score reaches double figures

Sounds live.

Scrappy123
13th April '11, 05:55 PM
lool

Its a shame this leg pretty much means nothing though. Could of been interesting if they kept it close at Madrid.

Switch
13th April '11, 05:56 PM
Sounds live.its nice to just watch football without getting overly worked up about your team fucking up

187
13th April '11, 05:58 PM
kicking back and just watch real duppy again hopefully the aggregate score reaches double figures

:laugh:

SNM.

Scrappy123
13th April '11, 05:59 PM
its nice to just watch football without getting overly worked up about your team fucking up

Trust.


When these "top 4" encounters happen and I just watch most my friends getting heart attacks while Im just feeling casual...:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Milford Cubicle
13th April '11, 05:59 PM
The people that have bet on Spurs to win 5-0 >>>
Nothing like a bit of blind faith.

Switch
13th April '11, 06:04 PM
Trust.


When these "top 4" encounters happen and I just watch most my friends getting heart attacks while Im just feeling casual...:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: whenever arsenal play its hype, if (and when i say if i mean when) they fuck up its just madness and its not the top 4 encounters its every game, ever since feb 27th me and football haven't been getting on too tough

FoundTheGif
13th April '11, 06:16 PM
2-1 win to Madrid.

Alter E-ghost
13th April '11, 06:39 PM
Big up hij, welcome back fam.

Spurs to roll over and die lol.

BIGDON
13th April '11, 06:52 PM
Tottenham team: Gomes; Corluka, Gallas, Dawson, Assou-Ekotto; Lennon, Huddlestone, Modric, Bale; Van der Vaart, Pavlyuchenko.

Real Madrid team: Casillas; Ramos, Albiol, Carvalho, Arbeloa; Xavi Alonso, Khedira, Ronaldo, Ozil, Marcelo, Adebayor.

V.I.PERSTAR
13th April '11, 06:59 PM
:laugh:

The jokes thing is, I saw the Europa League games which were absolutely dire. That sort of shit can drive a man to suicide.



Woiii mate nice one.

I'm glad it didn't drive you to suicide Hij n/h.

Xtra P
13th April '11, 07:05 PM
175/1 for the spuds to go through in normal time.

I'll ave a bit of that.

They wont though.

V.I.PERSTAR
13th April '11, 07:06 PM
175/1 for the spuds to go through in normal time.

I'll ave a bit of that.

They wont though.

If they do you'll be ballin'

Hij
13th April '11, 07:07 PM
175/1 for the spuds to go through in normal time.

I'll ave a bit of that.

They wont though.

Win win though.

The Stig
13th April '11, 07:09 PM
What time is kick off?

Julio Cesar
13th April '11, 07:09 PM
The bets I have today:

£2 tottenham to win on penalties @ 200/1
£2 no qualifier in normal time @ 90/1
£2 on tottenham to qualify @ 25/1
£2 4-0 Modric @ 550/1

Hoping spurs do me a favour tonight...

Xtra P
13th April '11, 07:09 PM
Win win though.

Yup.

Either way i'll be happy.

Only put £1 on it.

187
13th April '11, 07:11 PM
is defoe injured?
why is the yids going 4411 for? they need goals ffs.

BIGDON
13th April '11, 07:13 PM
What time is kick off?

19.45

Parrr
13th April '11, 07:32 PM
spurs will win 2-1 :laugh:

Stefan Jovetic
13th April '11, 07:36 PM
hala madrid

Jimmy Conway
13th April '11, 07:42 PM
the way i wish mls teams could play in eufa<<<<<<<<<<
wed get mashed on

Keyser Söze
13th April '11, 07:43 PM
Can't see Spurs keeping a clean sheet

Jimmy Conway
13th April '11, 07:46 PM
fuckin slready smh

Keyser Söze
13th April '11, 07:48 PM
Shame on you Bale !

MyLord
13th April '11, 07:52 PM
2-2

should av scored that one

The way madrid look so comfortable with the ball

Osiris
13th April '11, 08:07 PM
LOL @ the people thiniking spurs has a chance.

Switch
13th April '11, 08:09 PM
Spurs haven't got anything to lose why don't they just go all out

GORDON
13th April '11, 08:11 PM
They are going all out, real madrid just aint having it

Osiris
13th April '11, 08:12 PM
And lol at at that shot.

Keyser Söze
13th April '11, 08:12 PM
Pavlyuchenko<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Switch
13th April '11, 08:14 PM
Fucking hell its quiet

MyLord
13th April '11, 08:15 PM
Pavlyuchenko<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
tottenham's answer to bendtner lol

n/s

Switch
13th April '11, 08:19 PM
Zidane at the lane
Inb4rumoursofharryswheelinganddealing

Parrr
13th April '11, 08:27 PM
if spurs played like this in the first leg they wouldnt be chasing 4 goals..

Keyser Söze
13th April '11, 08:30 PM
van der vaart hasn't really done much so far

Cazorla
13th April '11, 08:31 PM
Raul the fucking legend just banged a goal against Inter

Grimes
13th April '11, 08:32 PM
pav is better than crouch imo

GoodFella
13th April '11, 08:32 PM
they could play another 2 games spurs would never score

Switch
13th April '11, 08:33 PM
if spurs played like this in the first leg they wouldnt be chasing 4 goals..real don't look that interested in this game to be honest, they're just strolling around

Grimes
13th April '11, 08:36 PM
real madrid performance has been dissapointing

V.I.PERSTAR
13th April '11, 08:36 PM
It's painful to watch Spurs right now, no penetration.

IzzitGrime
13th April '11, 08:43 PM
I have a feeling that Spurs will win this game. Although they had alreaady lost the tie at the Bernabeau, 4-0 is too much to ask. Especially against Madrid.

Switch
13th April '11, 08:43 PM
real madrid performance has been dissapointingto be honest they don't have to do anything, its up to spurs to do something, I would of liked the game to be somewhat exciting though

NaiJaBoY
13th April '11, 08:47 PM
Just tuned in, time for Ade to score

Osiris
13th April '11, 08:51 PM
O my days. Lol.

GORDON
13th April '11, 08:51 PM
no way

Switch
13th April '11, 08:51 PM
Looooooool

NaiJaBoY
13th April '11, 08:52 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I knew my presence would count

kiev123
13th April '11, 08:52 PM
looooool

Gordon 2.0
13th April '11, 08:52 PM
oi hey gordon, it's gordon

how many posts do i need to go into random?

daspecimen
13th April '11, 08:52 PM
Gomes >>>>>>>

Grimes
13th April '11, 08:52 PM
some arsenal keeping there

Keyser Söze
13th April '11, 08:52 PM
lol

V.I.PERSTAR
13th April '11, 08:52 PM
Gomes strikes again :laugh:

Stefan Jovetic
13th April '11, 08:52 PM
regioerojgnernkgnelklgetl;

Parrr
13th April '11, 08:52 PM
gomes is sick







































:laugh:

Grimes
13th April '11, 08:53 PM
guy is a liability

out there
13th April '11, 08:53 PM
guy is a liability

real talk

Cazorla
13th April '11, 08:54 PM
http://www.freewebs.com/thelostplumber/Kung%20vs%20Barraka%20Fatality.png

Mr SlueDot
13th April '11, 08:55 PM
gomes the clutz loool

NaiJaBoY
13th April '11, 08:55 PM
These commentator must be on crack

"Spurs now need to score 6 goals"

Why even mention it

Switch
13th April '11, 08:58 PM
These commentator must be on crack

"Spurs now need to score 6 goals"

Why even mention itserious the tie was over last week, its a jose mouriniho real madrid team, the tiny totts weren't going to do shit

Keyser Söze
13th April '11, 08:59 PM
Oh my fucking god !

Switch
13th April '11, 09:02 PM
Cassias(sp?) looked disappointed in his fellow goalie lol didn't even celebrate the goal

NaiJaBoY
13th April '11, 09:02 PM
lol at Casillas' reaction to Gomes' blunder

Absolute
13th April '11, 09:02 PM
For Spurs fans , at least you can say you made it this far.

Switch
13th April '11, 09:09 PM
For Spurs fans , at least you can say you made it this far.yeah true say for minnows they have done well

Absolute
13th April '11, 09:24 PM
yeah true say for minnows they have done well

yeah, shots on goal in all their games and everything...

Cazorla
13th April '11, 09:29 PM
yeah, shots on goal in all their games and everything...

Yet we still scored more than them, pissed.

Their gonna be in the Europa next year playing heavyweight giants such as Sherrif Tiraspol & Hajduk Split

NaiJaBoY
13th April '11, 09:29 PM
atleast score a goal lol

Grimes
13th April '11, 09:30 PM
yeah, shots on goal in all their games and everything...

lool

Big 45
13th April '11, 09:31 PM
For Spurs fans , at least you can say you made it this far.

.

Cazorla
13th April '11, 09:32 PM
Schalke 7 - 3 Inter (Agg)

NaiJaBoY
13th April '11, 09:35 PM
yeah, shots on goal in all their games and everything...
smh u fail

We won at home and scored home/away

sit down


lool
How was ur Europa campaign?

Switch
13th April '11, 09:35 PM
Yet we still scored more than them, pissed.

Their gonna be in the Europa next year playing heavyweight giants such as Sherrif Tiraspol & Hajduk Split
I always thought a statistic on 0 shots on goal and a goal scored was a good thing, oh well at least they got this far and didn't look like even contending in any of the legs.

NaiJaBoY
13th April '11, 09:36 PM
Everything but a goal loooooooooooooooooooooool

beaten home and away

Cazorla
13th April '11, 09:37 PM
0 Shots 1 Goal

12 Shots 0 Goals

LOL



Tottenham thought they were big coz they beat some dried up crusty Italian teams on their last legs, Inter just got spanked by fucking Schalke a team in mid table in the Bundesliga

Xtra P
13th April '11, 09:38 PM
0 Shots 1 Goal

12 Shots 0 Goals

LOL

:laugh:

Switch
13th April '11, 09:39 PM
0 Shots 1 Goal

12 Shots 0 Goals

LOLlol

Big 45
13th April '11, 09:40 PM
lol @ Arsenal fans getting happy, like they didn't get raped in each cup tie a few weeks back.

NaiJaBoY
13th April '11, 09:43 PM
0 Shots 1 Goal

12 Shots 0 Goals

LOL



Tottenham thought they were big coz they beat some dried up crusty Italian teams on their last legs, Inter just got spanked by fucking Schalke a team in mid table in the Bundesliga
At least we can say we beat Barca in 1 leg (Best team in the world, right?)


lol @ Arsenal fans getting happy, like they didn't get raped in each cup tie a few weeks back.
Didnt we win the 1st leg?

Rape or no rape, we didnt get beat at home against Barca

sit down

Big 45
13th April '11, 09:44 PM
At least we can say we beat Barca in 1 leg (Best team in the world, right?)


Didnt we win the 1st leg?

Rape or no rape, we didnt get beat at home against Barca

sit down

I meant raped and knocked out of each cup :laugh:

Switch
13th April '11, 09:45 PM
lol @ Arsenal fans getting happy, like they didn't get raped in each cup tie a few weeks back.we aren't happy but man tried it and we are fenning our team, so calm it down and only barca battered us and even then we could of went through.

Cazorla
13th April '11, 09:46 PM
lol @ Arsenal fans getting happy, like they didn't get raped in each cup tie a few weeks back.

Learn where Manchester is on this map then get back to me


http://www.ourinns.org/map/England.gif

Big 45
13th April '11, 09:50 PM
Learn where Manchester is on this map then get back to me


http://www.ourinns.org/map/England.gif

?

Are you retarded or something lol

Flawless
13th April '11, 09:51 PM
Learning curve for Spurs as it was for every english team in there early years of the Champions league, did well to get to the quarter-finals

Cazorla
13th April '11, 09:51 PM
?

Are you retarded or something lol

Guessing you couldn't pinpoint it exactly, don't worry though the final is at Wembley right on your doorstep, you've got no need to travel to Manchester.

The.Z
13th April '11, 09:54 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRj8UYGUt_LjQOST4gWR3kGri34mPgT_ PIxetdBs9I0LOMakg4T

Big 45
13th April '11, 09:54 PM
Guessing you couldn't pinpoint it exactly, don't worry though the final is at Wembley you've got no need to travel to Manchester.

I'm from Manchester you fucking spastic lol


http://www.coderetard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/super-retard.JPG

Scrappy123
13th April '11, 10:01 PM
So Arsenal dont have fans from outside London nar?

Cazorla
13th April '11, 10:04 PM
I'm from Manchester you fucking spastic lol


http://www.coderetard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/super-retard.JPG

Fucking hell a United fan on here from Manchester, let me just look out the window try see if any pigs have got wings.

Anyway carry on sucking Tottenham's batty 5-0!!!!

Oh and your brother looks happy in that pic the little mongoloid cunt /\ /\

Pristine Condition
13th April '11, 10:13 PM
Tottenham needed OG Niki to bang 6 really

The.Z
13th April '11, 10:17 PM
lol i saw this on the west ham forum:


Bill Nicholson, Warren Mitchell, Jimmy Greaves, Alan Sugar, the Chief Rabbi...Menachem Begin, Mossad, Benjamin Netanyahu, Your boys took one hell of a beating

NaiJaBoY
13th April '11, 10:30 PM
lol i saw this on the west ham forum:
roll call!

MyLord
13th April '11, 11:38 PM
Tottenham needed OG Niki to bang 6 really
I see what you did there lol

Man U get the easy team. Nothing new there ay

Mr. Jefferies
13th April '11, 11:39 PM
I see what you did there lol

Man U get the easy team. Nothing new there ay

.

Definitely a fix.

Naruto
14th April '11, 01:13 AM
oi arsenal haters can i jus say that we beat the best team in the world 2-1 @ home coming back from behind in the last 30 mins.

the same team that beat real madrid 5-0, and the same madrid that beat tottenham 4-0 in the 1st leg.

unbeaten on home soil for 8 years come at me bro.

grimes enjoy europa campaign and having nothing to look forward to every saturday. i'd rather compete for it and not win than not compete and cling onto history. domestically u havent done fuck all for 20 years haha idc about champions league as long as we're in it, u aint even gettin CL football.

lulululu

Mr. Jefferies
14th April '11, 01:15 AM
oi arsenal haters can i jus say

No, you can't.

Fuck off.

Naruto
14th April '11, 01:23 AM
Will neg, cunt.

Mr. Jefferies
14th April '11, 01:26 AM
:(

Jack 1017
14th April '11, 10:18 AM
Roll on Wednesday :-D

/

Sweet prince I see you lurking snm

Parrr
14th April '11, 10:27 AM
arsenal fans are mad ITT

glory glory man utd

/thread

Grimes
14th April '11, 10:47 AM
real madrid haven't played barca at home yet smh

187
14th April '11, 10:59 AM
real madrid haven't played barca at home yet smh

ur lucky liverpool ain't involved in these games cah u would of got duppied differently. u man struggled to score 1 goal vs sparta lol... smh. :dozey:

Jack 1017
14th April '11, 11:13 AM
arsenal fans are mad ITT

glory glory man utd

/thread

Don't say Arsenal fans because I'm an Arsenal fan and I'm rather giddy tbh If you think someone is mad just state the name.

The only fans that are mad right now are Spurs fans, this guy in my office was screaming 5-0 yesterday but he hasn't said a word to anyone today :laugh: If you could see his face right now looooooooool

Hij
14th April '11, 11:19 AM
ur lucky liverpool ain't involved in these games cah u would of got duppied differently. u man struggled to score 1 goal vs sparta lol... smh. :dozey:

We beat Real Madrid 4-0 ourselves thanks.

I bet you still cry into your cornflakes that Lehman came charging out that night in 06. I was actually cheering for Arsenal in some London pub that night as well.

Switch
14th April '11, 11:19 AM
Don't say Arsenal fans because I'm an Arsenal fan and I'm rather giddy tbh If you think someone is mad just state the name.

The only fans that are mad right now are Spurs fans, this guy in my office was screaming 5-0 yesterday but he hasn't said a word to anyone today :laugh: If you could see his face right now loooooooooolfor real, theres no need man pussy footing around its only a forum

Hij
14th April '11, 11:21 AM
grimes enjoy europa campaign and having nothing to look forward to every saturday.

1) We won't qualify for the Europa League (which I don't think is any bad thing if we are trying to get 4th).

2) We'll have Premier League games to look forward to most Saturday's

If your gonna slew us at least be partially correct.

187
14th April '11, 11:22 AM
We beat Real Madrid 4-0 ourselves thanks.

I bet you still cry into your cornflakes that Lehman came charging out that night in 06. I was actually cheering for Arsenal in some London pub that night as well.

:laugh:

i like this hij guy n/h... lol at you changing the text when i quote... fuck a edit.

johnny s wouldn't say that, liverpool are not as good as they was back then...

and no i never cried i was fucking angry...

Hij
14th April '11, 11:26 AM
:laugh:

i like this hij guy n/h... lol at you changing the text when i quote... fuck a edit.

johnny s wouldn't say that, your not as good as you was back then...

Yeah I have some weird bi-polar shit where I suddenly want to change whatever it was I wrote. We were shite in 2005 mate. I'll tell you for nothing, the team we had in 2008/2009 would have won the league this year- so shit changes quickly.

Tottenham were bottom of the league only 2-3 years ago as well I believe.

_UebCmiZ-o4

187
14th April '11, 11:41 AM
Yeah I have some weird bi-polar shit where I suddenly want to change whatever it was I wrote. We were shite in 2005 mate. I'll tell you for nothing, the team we had in 2008/2009 would have won the league this year- so shit changes quickly.

Tottenham were bottom of the league only 2-3 years ago as well I believe.



yeah probably, the league this year has been poor.
as for the yids, the manager they had didn't have a clue he played a midfield of... dos santos modric jenas lennon, bare attacking and no steel... :dead:

all i know is at 18:00 on sunday you lot will have -4 goal difference... :laugh:

Grimes
14th April '11, 11:48 AM
arsenal fans think that it is set in stone that they are better than us because they have won is it 3 leagues in 18 years.

is blackburn better than us as well then

187
14th April '11, 11:50 AM
arsenal fans think that it is set in stone that they are better than us because they have won is it 3 leagues in 18 years.

is blackburn better than us as well then

fam, your team ain't on our level, you rarely beat us, moretime we have a player sent off/bare people missing and still don't lose...

say nuttin' :laugh:

and no blackburn are not better than you ffs...

Grimes
14th April '11, 11:50 AM
things never stay the same

187
14th April '11, 11:52 AM
things never stay the same

true dat, i remember the times when gerrard was better than lucas...

Jack 1017
14th April '11, 12:12 PM
arsenal fans think that it is set in stone that they are better than us because they have won is it 3 leagues in 18 years.



3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>0