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Hij
21st November '08, 10:39 PM
1) Gallas at Birmingham
2) Gallas in the Press
3) Wenger when he does his weird "Im gonna squat down like im taking a shit, we've just lost to Hull" pose, everytime they lose.
4) Fabregas' face when Gerrard scored the penalty at Anfield last season.
5) Losing to Hull, Stoke and Fulham before December
6) Losing Fabregas to Barca in the summer.
7) Wenger is a genius. Best manager in English football ever.

Hij
21st November '08, 10:42 PM
Its so enjoyable, because its people like this who every season rubbed it in our faces about being shit.

Not so fun when the shoes on the other foot is it lads.

Lemon
21st November '08, 10:44 PM
http://theducks.org/pictures/this-will-not-end-well-cat.jpg

Grimes
21st November '08, 10:44 PM
allow it hij.

Hij
21st November '08, 10:45 PM
http://theducks.org/pictures/this-will-not-end-well-cat.jpg:D

= Hij vs 5 Arsenal fans.... Messiah popping up with his points, me responding... messiah 'never actually said that'.... Grimes with a couple one liners.

Hij
21st November '08, 10:45 PM
TBH my best mate Chris supports Arsenal and I was with Slackk in the pub when the lost to Villa so I held my tongue. Today has just made me release all that enery.

Hij
21st November '08, 10:46 PM
allow it hij.
If we lose to Fulham like Arsenal did, I'll give you Grime Forum.

Hij
21st November '08, 10:48 PM
but they play good football!!!!!!!!!
and the kids are sick!!!

LOOOOOOOOL

Hij
21st November '08, 10:51 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_03/gallas1404_468x565.jpg

Jammie Dodger
21st November '08, 10:52 PM
Hij Your

http://burmasitmone.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/radio.jpg

Grimes
21st November '08, 10:53 PM
Arsenal have critical problems. Gallas has inflamed these problems. Wenger needs to get his finger out and fix up Arsenal

Hij
21st November '08, 10:55 PM
Someone give me a list of the top 4 clubs
and in order of the trophies they last won
whos in 4th????

fair play we're 3rd, but thats progress for us.

Its only air coz Arsenal fans are crying into their pillows!!

Jammie Dodger
21st November '08, 10:55 PM
TBH,

Its just the opinion of a fan whose team is actually doing well at the moment. So they slack another team, coz of a few problems, when really thier team ends up going downhill after December, and they seem to shut up (Where Did The Thread Go :dead::dead:)

Hij
21st November '08, 10:57 PM
TBH,

Its just the opinion of a fan whose team is actually doing well at the moment. So they slack another team, coz of a few problems, when really thier team ends up going downhill after December, and they seem to shut up (Where Did The Thread Go :dead::dead:)

LMAO.

We'll bump the thread at the end of the season.

I ain't saying we'll win the league, Im saying we'll challenge.

'Actually doing well'

How about the FA Cup and Champions League plus another final in 3 years? How does that sound?

Compared against... what was that? Nothing?

Grimes
21st November '08, 10:57 PM
No way liverpool have a sick fixture list. Now carling cup is out of the way. it makes it even better i remember last year facing manc then chelsea in the carling cup last year

Grimes
21st November '08, 10:58 PM
i wouldn't be surprised if Gallas tries to score an own goal

Hij
21st November '08, 10:58 PM
Having beaten Chelsea and United, so long as the players hit form, theres a few 3 pointers coming up

Hij
21st November '08, 10:58 PM
i wouldn't be surprised if Gallas tries to score an own goal
Apparently he aint making the trip

Jammie Dodger
21st November '08, 11:01 PM
Apparently he aint making the trip

He Aint

Gallas can suck his mom thou, he thinks his superior to others, coz his captain. Any bait attention seeker with his antics.

Hij
21st November '08, 11:04 PM
Nah I have a lot of respect for Arsenal, unfortunately most of the people I know support them, so obviously its drilling.

For the league this year (If I could choose)

Liverpool
Arsenal
Chelsea
United

fact.

Eric Cantona
21st November '08, 11:09 PM
Liverpool fans all come out chatting shit when they had a good few wins, can't wait till you lot get put back in place

Hij
21st November '08, 11:15 PM
sorry alex your behind us as well lad

Hij
21st November '08, 11:19 PM
lmao you know its fucked when arsenal and united are teaming up ! in all seriousness its a top 3 best start in 20 years and we have beaten our two main challengers already . Of course im confident

Eric Cantona
21st November '08, 11:30 PM
sorry alex your behind us as well lad


Not for long Hij, not for long....

Soon everything will be back to normal

ZDOT
22nd November '08, 12:08 AM
another trophyless season for arsene lol

JACK
22nd November '08, 12:08 AM
saw it coming

was kinda surprised it took hij so long tbh lol

Pristine Condition
22nd November '08, 12:32 AM
lmao you know its fucked when arsenal and united are teaming up ! in all seriousness its a top 3 best start in 20 years and we have beaten our two main challengers already . Of course im confident

I'll never team up with them scum.

But don't fall into the trap like these Arsenal fans do of chatting shit when their team are on a "roll".

You can have your "fun" now though :D

Nine Bar
22nd November '08, 01:22 PM
*Just like to sign the guestbook*

There a joke i agree.

Xtra P
22nd November '08, 02:11 PM
Hij

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h68/clusion7721/dumb.jpg

Hij
22nd November '08, 06:04 PM
lmao and again relegation battle soon come

Hij
22nd November '08, 06:06 PM
united will probably win the league the cunts but we are having a laugh

Grimes
22nd November '08, 06:07 PM
fuck this . liverpool badly need a carrick esqe player

Xtra P
22nd November '08, 06:11 PM
united will probably win the league the cunts but we are having a laugh

Chelsea will win the league garanteed

Danny Trejo
22nd November '08, 06:12 PM
carrick-esque? jog on.
just shouldn't have dropped alonso for lucas.

Hij
22nd November '08, 06:14 PM
what slackk said

Grimes
22nd November '08, 06:28 PM
you jack ass Alonso is a passer (but i see him going soon). Liverpool need more than 2 in midfield.

Grimes
22nd November '08, 06:30 PM
Liverpool need balance in midfield. Another person who can do a killerball

Danny Trejo
22nd November '08, 06:43 PM
We DO need an attacking midfield influence beyond the current but Carrick is a glorified Lucas. Alonso's delivery >> Carrick's

Jammie Dodger
22nd November '08, 06:46 PM
Ohhh It finished 3-0, i thought it as 2-0.

Well thats fanfuckintastic init.

Ryddel
22nd November '08, 07:47 PM
Ohhh It finished 3-0, i thought it as 2-0.

Well thats fanfuckintastic init.

Could be worse

DTI
22nd November '08, 09:36 PM
Arsenal can only get better surely. Gallas had his day Chelsea, but even when he played for us he showed some atitude now and then, i.e when asked to play at right back. its clear now we got the better end of the deal with Ash Cole

'nuum general
22nd November '08, 09:42 PM
Arsenal can only get better surely. Gallas had his day Chelsea, but even when he played for us he showed some atitude now and then, i.e when asked to play at right back. its clear now we got the better end of the deal with Ash Cole

I was thinking this, that deal now looks a shocker for arsenal. A couple of experienced heads are needed in January to get them back on track.

Pristine Condition
23rd November '08, 12:22 AM
I was thinking this, that deal now looks a shocker for arsenal. A couple of experienced heads are needed in January to get them back on track.

... like that's going to happen :dozey:

Nine Bar
23rd November '08, 12:31 PM
I feel like quoting so much from what fans like XtraP have said.

Xtra P
23rd November '08, 12:35 PM
I feel like quoting so much from what fans like XtraP have said.

Wouldn't mean shit, offcourse I was hopefull at the begining of the season, I wouldn't be much of a fan if I was negative from the start but its clear now that Arsenal are in crisis.

Quote all you want.

Nine Bar
23rd November '08, 12:38 PM
Lol i cba because there is way too much shit to quote tbh.
You need to get behind your team, even the shit players like Nicky Bender are wearing your shirt.

What seperates fans really.

Xtra P
23rd November '08, 01:14 PM
Lol i cba because there is way too much shit to quote tbh.
You need to get behind your team, even the shit players like Nicky Bender are wearing your shirt.

What seperates fans really.

I am behind my team but Bendner isn't good enough & shouldn't be wearing the shirt & definetly shouldn't be starting ahead of Vela, I call it how I see it

Nine Bar
23rd November '08, 01:44 PM
I am behind my team but Bendner isn't good enough & shouldn't be wearing the shirt & definetly shouldn't be starting ahead of Vela, I call it how I see it

I agree hes a pile of shit, and your opinion is worthy just like everybody elses, but thick and thin comes and goes, do you think you can win the FA or the champs league this year? Honestly?

Would you like if Wenger goes this year? he needs 4/5 experienced heads imo, one big name signing, a rock solid CB and a rock solid dogfighter midfielder, its no good 18yr olds having no competition when there not even good enough to start yet, like Bentner and Denilson.

Wengers kinda in a lose-lose situation because he obv wants to nurture his young guns in to showa men but pays the consequence of being shit for many years efore they can challenge the best of the best, thats whats gonna happen.

Tony Starks
23rd November '08, 01:51 PM
Arsenal have critical problems. Gallas has inflamed these problems. Wenger needs to get his finger out and fix up Arsenal
.

Eric Cantona
23rd November '08, 02:03 PM
To be fair though, only 14 games played, could still pull this around, maybe not challange for the League title but yeh still alot of games to be played

Grimes
23rd November '08, 02:03 PM
Arsenal need a ivan drago 6,ft 6 style center back. Supreme aerial dominance, reads the game like its a bed time story. and a great standing tackle. Maybe you should think of getting martin laursen

Nine Bar
23rd November '08, 02:05 PM
Arsenal need a ivan drago 6,ft 6 style center back. Supreme aerial dominance, reads the game like its a bed time story. and a great standing tackle. Maybe you should think of getting martin laursen

Is that a half-hearted par?

Xtra P
23rd November '08, 02:10 PM
I agree hes a pile of shit, and your opinion is worthy just like everybody elses, but thick and thin comes and goes, do you think you can win the FA or the champs league this year? Honestly?

Would you like if Wenger goes this year? he needs 4/5 experienced heads imo, one big name signing, a rock solid CB and a rock solid dogfighter midfielder, its no good 18yr olds having no competition when there not even good enough to start yet, like Bentner and Denilson.

Wengers kinda in a lose-lose situation because he obv wants to nurture his young guns in to showa men but pays the consequence of being shit for many years efore they can challenge the best of the best, thats whats gonna happen.

To answer you question...

I would like for Wenger to stay for as long as possible, he has shown enough over the years that he is a manager of high quality despite his obvious faults, after what has happened in recent weeks it will be virtually impossible for him not to make key signings in Jan/summer

Hij
24th November '08, 11:41 PM
Liverpool fans all come out chatting shit when they had a good few wins, can't wait till you lot get put back in place

drinks

xpress
25th November '08, 03:55 AM
u no what tho we can jam in 2nd gear til january n stil win the league its like it was made 4 united fuk arsenals youngers rafael n welbeck will piss on all of em
we'll av the champions league as well
if john o shea suddenly dies its the full monty

datnigganev
25th January '14, 09:24 PM
Its so enjoyable, because its people like this who every season rubbed it in our faces about being shit.

Not so fun when the shoes on the other foot is it lads.

huh?

Boris Bowser
26th January '14, 01:37 PM
Lul #crisis (http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=crisis) itt

ya boy bangz
26th January '14, 03:08 PM
Good bump, some pain in here.

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187
26th January '14, 03:16 PM
Liverpool fans all come out chatting shit when they had a good few wins, can't wait till you lot get put back in place.

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Hij
28th January '14, 02:26 PM
Hindsight thread.

Will bump again in May if after all of this you come away empty handed again.

Jack 1017
28th January '14, 02:33 PM
Hindsight thread.

Will bump again in May if after all of this you come away empty handed again.

Will bump in 3 weeks when your empty handed season will be confirmed

Hij
28th January '14, 02:34 PM
Will bump in 3 weeks when your empty handed season will be confirmed

Fair shout.

Not exactly the best bump of a thread though. It's five years old as well. lol

Hij
10th February '14, 01:56 AM
Will bump in 3 weeks when your empty handed season will be confirmed

Bumping.

5-1

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Cazorla
10th February '14, 02:18 AM
1 point off the top, still in the 2 cups and it's almost mid February, we are a laughing stock tbh.

Hij
10th February '14, 02:37 AM
1 point off the top, still in the 2 cups and it's almost mid February, we are a laughing stock tbh.

I made the thread six years ago you numpty. Jack bumped it because you were top of the league and he was bragging, so I thought I'd re-bump it after you had fallen out of the top spot and we'd thrashed you.

Make sure you finish above us and win something tbh. #9years (http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=9years)

Those away games tho <<<<

http://i.imgur.com/n7ZPxpv.jpg

Sphinx
10th February '14, 09:51 AM
9 years of hurt thats jus deep

Jack 1017
16th February '14, 07:38 PM
Will bump in 3 weeks when your empty handed season will be confirmed
Hij

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187
16th February '14, 07:53 PM
:lol:

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datnigganev
16th February '14, 10:37 PM
Hij #crisis (http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=crisis) #CRYbitch (http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=CRYbitch)

Young Sen
17th February '14, 04:12 PM
Hij

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loooooool

Sean
17th February '14, 05:23 PM
Bans will be handed out ITT :laugh:

ya boy bangz
17th February '14, 07:27 PM
Looool deep

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The Messiah
22nd July '14, 12:43 AM
Hindsight thread.

Will bump again in May if after all of this you come away empty handed again.

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Xtra P
22nd July '14, 01:52 AM
Arsenal need a ivan drago 6,ft 6 style center back. Supreme aerial dominance, reads the game like its a bed time story. and a great standing tackle. Maybe you should think of getting martin laursen

http://purepic.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Per_mertesacker_euro_2012.jpg


Hindsight thread.

Will bump again in May if after all of this you come away empty handed again.

Cool story bro.

Hij
23rd July '14, 04:21 AM
Fair play lads. Did your best to lose it on the day, but came through in the end. Unfortunately I am no negrodamus, if only :lol:

We fucked the league (if fucking the league is winning 12 out of your last 14) but I enjoyed the ride we had even if we came away empty handed, it's certainly more enjoyable than a ride to 7th from 12th.

The fact it was Liverpool and we got so close, people forget the fact Chelsea beat Liverpool and Man City home and away and came away with exactly the same as us, fuck all.

Hij
23rd July '14, 04:26 AM
@Hij (http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/member.php?u=1)

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Looool deep

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While Jack was right, at the start of the season none of you would have said we would finish second or even be in the title race above you (even in February you wouldn't have said that).

Meh.

The only reason we argue more than usual is because we are competitors now.

You were giving it all season about the league, you won a trophy but you flopped the league just as much as we did if not more.

DTR
23rd July '14, 06:21 PM
We did not flop the league anywhere near as bad as you did.

Julio Cesar
23rd July '14, 06:25 PM
We did not flop the league anywhere near as bad as you did.

You finished lower despite signing Ozil the saviour?

Young Sen
23rd July '14, 07:10 PM
We did not flop the league anywhere near as bad as you did.
.

Would rather a standard 4th than a tight 2nd and embarrassingly letting it 'slip' tbh

Clive Eboue
23rd July '14, 07:27 PM
You finished lower despite signing Ozil the saviour?

Creeping out the woodwork you flat cap cunt.

Shower Posse
23rd July '14, 07:29 PM
.

Would rather a standard 4th than a tight 2nd and embarrassingly letting it 'slip' tbh

Lol

Hold tight that mentality doe

Young Sen
23rd July '14, 07:42 PM
Lol

Hold tight that mentality doe

.

I'd rather take 4th and fade into a bush like Homer than get so close completely fuck it up like they did bmt

http://www.tvonline-live.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gerrard-eminem-troll.jpg

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Julio Cesar
23rd July '14, 07:50 PM
Creeping out the woodwork you flat cap cunt.

Haven't been on in a while. Missed you xxx

DTR
23rd July '14, 09:41 PM
You finished lower despite signing Ozil the saviour?
We burned out in jan / feb because we had 5 missing 1st team players in Ozil, Ramsey, Walcott, Wilshere & Koscielny.

Liverpool had a fully fit squad and were 3 games away from it and they threw away a 3 goal lead against Crystal Palace.

Julio Cesar
23rd July '14, 09:45 PM
We burned out in jan / feb because we had 5 missing 1st team players in Ozil, Ramsey, Walcott, Wilshere & Koscielny.

Liverpool had a fully fit squad and were 3 games away from it and they threw away a 3 goal lead against Crystal Palace.
So all in all Liverpool had a better season than you, which is the point that was made.

Sosa
23rd July '14, 09:58 PM
So all in all Liverpool had a better season than you, which is the point that was made.

No they didn't

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Clive Eboue
23rd July '14, 10:08 PM
Julio Cesar eats soggy biscuits at half time on bitter, Wednesday nights in Yeovil you can't question his knowledge.

Cazorla
23rd July '14, 10:16 PM
So all in all Liverpool had a better season than you, which is the point that was made.

Retards on this forum<<<<<<


Please tell me how 2nd and fuck all is better than 4th and an FA Cup.

Monetary rewards aside, finishing 2nd and 4th is rewarded with the exact same prize; Champions League football (not that a QPR fan would know that, I suppose you're not even the least bit familiar with the CL)

Julio Cesar
23rd July '14, 10:31 PM
Retards on this forum<<<<<<


Please tell me how 2nd and fuck all is better than 4th and an FA Cup.

Monetary rewards aside, finishing 2nd and 4th is rewarded with the exact same prize; Champions League football (not that a QPR fan would know that, I suppose you're not even the least bit familiar with the CL)

Retard? :laugh::laugh::laugh:

I dont see how saying the team finishing 2 points off the top finishing 2nd is better than the team finishing 4th with an fa cup. Personally I think Liverpool had a strong season and I'd say they edged it, not saying Arsenal had a bad year.

You're right about the CL, but the one thing we have in common is neither know the feeling of winning it :)


Julio Cesar eats soggy biscuits at half time on bitter, Wednesday nights in Yeovil you can't question his knowledge.

Well you need something to dip in your PG Tips

The Messiah
23rd July '14, 11:17 PM
I dont see how saying the team finishing 2 points off the top finishing 2nd is better than the team finishing 4th with an fa cup. Personally I think Liverpool had a strong season and I'd say they edged it, not saying Arsenal had a bad year.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013%E2%80%9314_in_English_football

Look to the right and read. That is the reason Arsenal had a better season than Liverpool.

No one will remember that United came second a few years back due to a last minute Aguero goal.

No one will remember that Liverpool had a better season than they did the year prior. Much like Liverpool in Rafa's second last year. No one remembers no one cares.

Trophies matter. Money matters as well in football, but unless last year becomes the launchpad to Liverpool consistently being the CL again, it's just another year. Just like Spurs in the CL 4 seasons ago.