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Hij
20th November '08, 06:43 PM
Am I the only one who likes darts then? lol

I think its sick, especially with a flutter it can get pretty intense.

Plus I wanna be there one time coz it looks like the ultimate piss up.

Xtra P
20th November '08, 06:44 PM
Is it even a sport?

Hij
20th November '08, 06:47 PM
Yeah.

Same way golf, pool and snooker are.

Xtra P
20th November '08, 06:49 PM
If you look at a typical darts player, you wouldn't think he'd played a sport in his life tbh

Hij
20th November '08, 06:56 PM
If you look at a typical darts player, you wouldn't think he'd played a sport in his life tbh

Different courses for different horses.

I've played and its a lot more difficult than it looks. Hit a 9 dart finish then talk to me lol

Xtra P
20th November '08, 07:00 PM
Its only recently been recognised as a sport after years of lobbying and a comprehensive application by the governing body for darts, the British Darts Organisation.

Hij
20th November '08, 07:04 PM
Its only recently been recognised as a sport after years of lobbying and a comprehensive application by the governing body for darts, the British Darts Organisation.
Regardless, its officially a sport.

I take it you don't like it, which is fair enough, its one of them sports.

It takes a lot of talent to play though.

Xtra P
20th November '08, 07:05 PM
I neither like it or dislike it tbh

Arkan
20th November '08, 07:09 PM
I love darts. Fav sport after Footie.

Went to frimley green last year. Was sick.

You anygood at it hij?

Eric Cantona
20th November '08, 07:10 PM
Darts is actually sick, to watch and play. Looks hype at a match when they get 180 lol

Hij
20th November '08, 07:14 PM
I love darts. Fav sport after Footie.

Went to frimley green last year. Was sick.

You anygood at it hij?
Im shit

I play with my brother to 301 and you can finish without a double (e.g if you need 15, just hit 15)

and its fun

Arkan
20th November '08, 07:24 PM
Im shit

I play with my brother to 301 and you can finish without a double (e.g if you need 15, just hit 15)

and its fun

cool.

You def gotta go to one of the major championships. Just a massive pissup. Used to play with some guy who is like number 40 in the world or summin, he would give 20 to anyone who could beat him. Got close once, but i always flop at the lower doubles.

Alfie
20th November '08, 07:30 PM
Seems to me that you pick a player get smashed and cheer them on
Sounds proper

Arkan
20th November '08, 07:45 PM
Seems to me that you pick a player get smashed and cheer them on
Sounds proper

pretty much. cheap drink aswell. but its full of skinheaded essex wideboys, called clive or dave.
some people get right into it. bunch of guys where wearing full viking outside. an you get alright of the women dressed as dutch milkmaids in clogs and that.

Arkan
6th December '08, 02:55 PM
Just to say World Master Darts is on BBC now.

Adams vs Atkins

Zoot
Darts
FM09
and copious tea.

Alright cold afternoon in the country imo.

Pristine Condition
6th December '08, 07:06 PM
I only watch it when nothing else is on.

It's jokes to watch tho.

Docfeelgood
6th December '08, 07:36 PM
How crazy he crowds and the commentators go when some one hits a 9 dart finish>>>>>

Arkan
6th December '08, 10:29 PM
How crazy he crowds and the commentators go when some one hits a 9 dart finish>>>>>

Well its pretty much a once in a life time thing when your on stage to do a 9 dart finish.

Its the Titus Bramble scoring a hattrick kinda scenario in darts.




Trying to get tickets for the World Championships at Lakeside(not the shopping centre. its a place in surrey) next month.

Should be large

BIGDON
21st July '12, 09:58 PM
anyone watching the World Matchplay on now

10-0 Lewis Joey Barton >>>>

Julio Cesar
21st July '12, 09:59 PM
Same old Lewis taking the piss

Hutch
21st July '12, 10:17 PM
The Huybrechts vs Jenkins match >>>>>

Barney on now.

BIGDON
21st July '12, 10:33 PM
lul that Smith guy looks like Unknown Poster 9.1

Hij
23rd July '12, 01:11 AM
Whitlock lost me 30 tonight the long haired twat

Gilly?
23rd July '12, 02:36 AM
Absolutely love darts. Went to Lakeside last January and that was fun and went to Premier League darts in Nottingham in April just gone, if anyone watched it and saw some idiots dressed as mime artists that was me and my mates.

I play regularly, Super League starts in August and this time next year I want to be pushing for a county spot.

Love darts. <3

Hij
23rd July '12, 02:44 AM
What do you average mate? I average 44 which is shite but it does include occasionally missing 9 darts at a double

I play for a pub near me

Gilly?
23rd July '12, 02:49 AM
44, in a standard pub league is actually alright believe it or not.

When I'm playing well, I average about 74/75. It rarely happens though unless I'm playing someone who's more accomplished or practicing on my own, general pub dart averages probably mull around the high 50s.

If you want to improve, I'd recommend downloading dart pro. If you play a few games on there, save the legs and then play "501 vs me" you end playing your old averages. You're essentially playing the computer that uses legs that you've thrown previous. It's really handy for pressure darts.

This is my most recent leg on it. My overall average is 75.20 but that's against myself with no pressure, it goes out the window in a match.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/406108_10150933691414387_1577544266_n.jpg

Hij
23rd July '12, 02:16 PM
Ah sweet.

I've been using some Unicorn Website where it has an A.I but it seems to score 60-80 every score regardless and then lower its average at the end by missing loads of doubles, which isn't really representative of a darts match and ruins it a little.

Your pretty good then. Yeah I've played 10 and won 9 in my pub league. Makes for a good laugh and I normally win, but then I don't normally play the best player on the other team.

Gilly?
23rd July '12, 04:07 PM
Winning 9 from 10 will be a good confidence boost. The longer you play in leagues the more you'll improve. Just making sure you do the same thing over and over again will improve you a great deal. Try and stand at the same place on the oche, keep still and just let your arm go. Stick to your natural throw. Other than that, enjoy your darts. :)

BIGDON
23rd July '12, 08:30 PM
bump on now

the Darts looks fun live must go sometime

Hij chris89 Hutch Joey Barton >>>>

BIGDON
25th July '12, 07:38 PM
9 dart finish >>>

BIGDON
25th July '12, 09:30 PM
bump

Barney army

Hutch
26th July '12, 03:34 AM
Barney has no confidence nowadays smh, once he goes behind he just plays shit 90% of the time.

Van Gerwens 9 darter was sick, Freddy Flintoff went nuts :laugh:

BIGDON
26th July '12, 04:13 PM
19:15 Andy Hamilton v Mark Webster
20:20 Wes Newton v Justin Pipe
21:30 Phil Taylor v Ian White
22:40 Dean Winstanley v Ronnie Baxter

Hij chris89 Hutch Joey Barton >>>>

Hutch
26th July '12, 08:18 PM
Sort of watching it, flicking between this and the football.

Wes Newton and Justin Pipe don't really like each other so I might watch that whole match.


Inshallah Ian White's daughter is in the crowd :evilgrin::evilgrin:

Hutch
27th July '12, 02:16 PM
9 dart finish >>>

NyPyot9gTzc


-hDFQc5AWEE

BIGDON
27th July '12, 03:32 PM
locked bros

5-5 at the break

Hij chris89 Hutch Joey Barton >>>>

Hutch
27th July '12, 03:47 PM
Sick match.

BIGDON
27th July '12, 03:49 PM
Lewis

:popcorn:

Hutch
27th July '12, 04:04 PM
Words have been had between players, inb4fight.

http://play.esea.net/global/media_preview.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi1213.photobuck et.com%2Falbums%2Fcc474%2Fjimmyram70%2Fdis-gon-b-gud.gif

NeverDatGuy
27th July '12, 04:08 PM
the bull is raging

BIGDON
27th July '12, 04:13 PM
woah 11-11

game on bros

NeverDatGuy
27th July '12, 04:21 PM
Thought Lewis was playing some bigboi mind games there, getting Jenkins angry and coming back to 11 all then the Bull >>>>>> 14-11

Jenkins >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 16-12

Hutch
27th July '12, 04:28 PM
Jenkins >>>>

Will be locked at 7 for the other 2 matches. Hopefully Van Gerwen goes through.

Hutch
27th July '12, 08:52 PM
Taylor winning the match with a 170 checkout >>>>

Van Gerwen up next, inb49darter.

Gilly?
27th July '12, 11:59 PM
Excellent show of darts tonight. Gutted to see Lewis crash out, I seem to be one of the few that really likes his arrogance.

Gutted for van Gerwen too, the guy has tonnes of potential and I think he's slowly starting to realise it, he threw some great darts tonight and he clearly had Wade unsettled. I like seeing the young lads do well. Might Mike will win a major one day.

Julio Cesar
28th July '12, 12:01 AM
Gutted to see Lewis crash out, I seem to be one of the few that really likes his arrogance.

I'm with you there mate. Favourite darts player by a mile. Haven't seen the match cos I was at work, but I assume it's typical Lewis blowing hot and cold whilst losing concentration.

Hutch
28th July '12, 12:04 AM
I don't mind Lewis, not my favourite but he's a great player. I can't fucking stand James Wade tho.

Gilly?
28th July '12, 12:04 AM
I didn't see a lot of it, motly highlights as I was at Alton Towers today, but it seems that Lewis and Jenkins blew hot and cold but Jenkins just seemed to have had that edge over him.

RealOnRoad
28th July '12, 12:16 AM
4 year old thread wow this progressed slowly

Gilly?
28th July '12, 12:18 AM
A bit like darts in general. :)

BIGDON
30th November '12, 05:30 PM
Jenkins V wade up first

PDC players championship on ITV4 bros

schedule

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/darts

Hij Hutch chris89 Julio Cesar Mr. Jefferies kilik

Hij
30th November '12, 06:11 PM
sICK​

come on Nicholson

anddddddd he's out ffs lol

Julio Cesar
14th December '12, 03:10 PM
Will be at the Ally Pally on the 23rd :-D

Hij
14th December '12, 03:14 PM
Will be at the Ally Pally on the 23rd :-D

If you are going afternoon session you will see

Pipe/A Jeninks vs Walsh/D Webster
King/Winstanley v van der Voort/Kellett
Wade/Hudson v Beaton/K Anderson

or evening

Van Gerwen/Lim/Sapup vs Wright/Monk
Hamilton/Richardson/Burnett/Hubbard vs T Jenkins/Brown/Part/Cullen
Taylor/Mansell/W Jones/Hendriks v Nicholson/Stompe/Thornton/Caris

Julio Cesar
14th December '12, 03:17 PM
If you are going afternoon session you will see

Pipe/A Jeninks vs Walsh/D Webster
King/Winstanley v van der Voort/Kellett
Wade/Hudson v Beaton/K Anderson

or evening

Van Gerwen/Lim/Sapup vs Wright/Monk
Hamilton/Richardson/Burnett/Hubbard vs T Jenkins/Brown/Part/Cullen
Taylor/Mansell/W Jones/Hendriks v Nicholson/Stompe/Thornton/Caris
Evening, big group of us but we're split up into small groups because we booked the tables slightly late. Will still be a great evening though.

Hij
14th December '12, 03:23 PM
Yeah I ain't even on tables.

Julio Cesar
18th December '12, 07:29 PM
FU can't go cos of work, anybody on here looking for a ticket on the 23rd?

kilik
30th December '12, 08:28 PM
Wade vs Van Gerwen

Taylor vs Van Barneveld


cant believe van gerwen just missed 9 darts on a double

Hutch Hij BIGDON Julio Cesar

Hutch
30th December '12, 08:31 PM
Wade vs Van Gerwen

Taylor vs Van Barneveld


cant believe van gerwen just missed 9 darts on a double

Hutch Hij BIGDON

Was 12 wasn't it? Shocking leg. Broken back already though.

If he could hit about 40% of his doubles he would be unbeatable.

kilik
30th December '12, 08:35 PM
yeah i lost count at 9 :laugh:

cant slip up like that against wade though. he consistently hits his doubles

Hutch
30th December '12, 08:36 PM
Yeah Wade is good on his doubles.

That set went with throw really cos Wade threw first anyway. MvG just needs to hold this set.


kilik now he's 4 out of 4 on doubles lol.

EDIT: 5 out of 5

kilik
30th December '12, 08:54 PM
van gerwen is in the zone.

dont see him losing this unless wade hits more 60s

Hutch
30th December '12, 08:56 PM
9 legs in a row >>>>>

Beast.

kilik
30th December '12, 09:15 PM
9 dart finish!

Hutch
30th December '12, 09:16 PM
hreoinjhtwohnefpitnorevf

MvG >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

9 darter fuck off.


Fuck Wade for not even respecting that, top cunt.



rtnorenvlnojbvenbjokne he nearly hit another wtf is this?

kilik
30th December '12, 09:17 PM
omg he nearly done it twice in a row.

Hutch
30th December '12, 09:22 PM
17 perfect darts in a row is madness.

Didn't even win the set ffs his first 2 legs were poor.

kilik
30th December '12, 09:34 PM
wade is settling down.

Hutch
30th December '12, 09:39 PM
It's all about van Gerwen. If he throws shit he loses the leg, if he throws good he wins the leg.

Wade is just taking the chances he gets tbh. He has improved though.

Burden Durden
30th December '12, 09:42 PM
I just don't like Wade. He's a fat depressed cunt.

Nigel
30th December '12, 09:44 PM
Doo doo doo doo do do do do do Van Gerwen.

I'm an official darts fan now #CertifiedLegend (http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/misc.php?do=dbtech_usertag_hash&hash=CertifiedLegend)

Hutch
30th December '12, 09:46 PM
I just don't like Wade. He's a fat depressed cunt.

.

van Gerwen is my favourite player as well though.

Burden Durden
30th December '12, 09:54 PM
Wades feeling sorry for himself face needs to hold a few slaps. Fat boring bastard.

Burden Durden
30th December '12, 09:56 PM
And Van Gerwin is one of the weirdest creatures i've ever seen. Looks like a swollen big toe.

Hutch
30th December '12, 09:58 PM
And Van Gerwin is one of the weirdest creatures i've ever seen. Looks like a swollen big toe.

If he had the glasses and hair round the sides...













http://images.wikia.com/nao/pl/images/b/be/Andy_pipkin.jpg

kilik
30th December '12, 10:00 PM
im a fan of wade tbh. he always chokes though its annoying :laugh:

hope barney beats taylor then its a dutch final

Matt91
30th December '12, 10:14 PM
van gerwen bottled it

I dont like Taylor fat northern cunt, go on my fat dutch boy Barney!

Hutch
30th December '12, 10:17 PM
http://cadfael.tv/image/src/1356820923503.gif
http://cadfael.tv/image/src/1356638446441.gif



Fuck Wade!

Inshallah MvG wins the final. Needs to sort out his doubles though.



I think Barney will beat Taylor.

kilik
30th December '12, 10:19 PM
as poor as wade played van gerwen should of won 6-1.

i actually think taylor or barney will beat him in the final. will back him if its vs taylor though

kilik
30th December '12, 10:36 PM
who you backing? Hutch

#BarneyArmy

Hutch
30th December '12, 10:44 PM
#BarneyArmy

.

He's not even warmed up yet. Losing a set on your own throw 3-0 <<<<<<

datnigganev
30th December '12, 10:56 PM
Barneys playing shit. 6-1 Taylor I reckon

Hutch
30th December '12, 11:00 PM
http://www.miscupload.com/upload/857513806286013940818535.gif

Matt91
30th December '12, 11:03 PM
hope barney wins, can't stand taylor

Hutch
30th December '12, 11:15 PM
mAi645DlYCs



Unbelievable Jeff

Julio Cesar
30th December '12, 11:41 PM
:-D

http://i45.tinypic.com/346tc3b.png

kilik
30th December '12, 11:42 PM
why does barney always whinge like this when hes losing.

taylor always gets in his head

Hutch
30th December '12, 11:44 PM
why does barney always whinge like this when hes losing.

taylor always gets in his head

.

No fight anymore, he's fought back in a few games this year but seems to just bottle it against Phil.

He's a sore loser as well watch after the match he'll just walk straight off stage lol.

kilik
30th December '12, 11:57 PM
Hes fighting back

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S3 using Tapatalk 2

Hutch
31st December '12, 12:00 AM
This set is on his throw though he should be winning this.

It's when Taylor throws first he's gotta break him. Needs to do it twice plus not be broken himself.

kilik
31st December '12, 12:10 AM
Cmon barney.

Hes shocked taylor here, he thought it was over

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S3 using Tapatalk 2

Hutch
31st December '12, 12:11 AM
This was Taylor's set as well.

Hold throw next set and it's 5-4. He's looking confident as well.

kilik
31st December '12, 12:22 AM
wow

BARNEYARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hutch
31st December '12, 12:22 AM
Nah fuck off, bull 25 bull >>>>>>>>>>>>

Big 45
31st December '12, 12:23 AM
Games getting good

Nigel
31st December '12, 12:25 AM
Julio Cesars bum holes going a bit now

Julio Cesar
31st December '12, 12:26 AM
Julio Cesars bum holes going a bit now
Bricking it

Hutch
31st December '12, 12:28 AM
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/5360/ohhhh.gif



Needs to break Phil this set now

Julio Cesar
31st December '12, 12:29 AM
5-4 Taylor cunt

Hutch
31st December '12, 12:34 AM
Fucking hell Taylor could have buried the game then.

Pressure

Julio Cesar
31st December '12, 12:34 AM
Taylor you fucking slag

V.I.PERSTAR
31st December '12, 12:36 AM
This is unbelievable

Barney showing amazing heart

V.I.PERSTAR
31st December '12, 12:38 AM
Ah that's tough for Barney, fucking hell why's Taylor mad for?

Hutch
31st December '12, 12:38 AM
Good fightback :sad: unlucky Barney.


Why's Phil crying the cunt inshallah MvG beats him.

Julio Cesar
31st December '12, 12:38 AM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS S get innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

kilik
31st December '12, 12:39 AM
lol taylor told barney to fuck off

Julio Cesar
31st December '12, 12:42 AM
130 up :-D

Hutch
31st December '12, 12:42 AM
Barney done nothing wrong, fuck Phil.

V.I.PERSTAR
31st December '12, 12:44 AM
I think Phil was mad cos Barney came back from 5-1 and put him under so much pressure.

Barney was simply just tryna say I nearly got you mate.

Hutch
31st December '12, 12:47 AM
Looking at it again it looks like Phil was a bit pissed that Barney didn't shake his hand until Phil actually went over to him. It looked a bit like Barney was just gonna walk off even though he wouldn't.

Big 45
31st December '12, 12:57 AM
lol nah its cos Barney grabbed phil and pulled him back when he was walking off. Then touched his face or something.

Hutch
31st December '12, 01:06 AM
lol nah its cos Barney grabbed phil and pulled him back when he was walking off. Then touched his face or something.

Nah but he said something before that which is why Barney pulled him back.

Big 45
31st December '12, 01:12 AM
Phil said good game or whatever, then barney pulled him back because he wanted a cuddle or something but phill didn't want to lol.

If phil had said something, then barney would be angry not the other way round.

Nigel
31st December '12, 01:30 AM
Phils a pagan

Hutch
31st December '12, 01:30 AM
Will neg Phil

Julio Cesar
31st December '12, 01:33 AM
Should I stick the 130 profit on MVG in the final? :evilgrin:

Hutch
31st December '12, 01:36 AM
Should I stick the 130 profit on MVG in the final? :evilgrin:

Lol no. His doubles are too unreliable.

If Phil plays like he did first half of the match tonight he will win.


Hope MvG wins but he's gotta be hitting at least 1 out of 3 doubles. He missed 12 darts at doubles in 1 leg tonight :laugh: then went and hit 8 out of 8 in a row and almost back to back 9 darters.

If he's favourite it's not worth betting on him.

Julio Cesar
31st December '12, 01:40 AM
Lol no. His doubles are too unreliable.

If Phil plays like he did first half of the match tonight he will win.


Hope MvG wins but he's gotta be hitting at least 1 out of 3 doubles. He missed 12 darts at doubles in 1 leg tonight :laugh: then went and hit 8 out of 8 in a row and almost back to back 9 darters.

If he's favourite it's not worth betting on him.

Both the same odds. I'll think about it between now and then, I'll probably end up spunking it tomorrow night anyway :laugh:

Hutch
31st December '12, 01:43 AM
Both the same odds. I'll think about it between now and then, I'll probably end up spunking it tomorrow night anyway :laugh:

Just do a tenner. Fuck putting a lot on something that's this evenly matched.

M.O.G.
31st December '12, 01:40 PM
Never bet against Taylor, especially in a final.

Taylor has apologised for his actions last night, apparently he was bang out of order.

M.O.G.
1st January '13, 02:13 PM
AoSXY1WLYp8

Amazing, relived this this morning.

Big 45
1st January '13, 07:01 PM
Money on the dutch man

Hutch
1st January '13, 07:09 PM
Will be locked. Starts after the football.


http://www.abload.de/img/van-gerwen-9-darter9hsm5.gif

Matt91
1st January '13, 08:26 PM
MvG>>>


Beat that arrogant cunt Taylor, reckon the majority of crowd will be behind Van Gerwen especially after his little strop on Sunday

Big 45
1st January '13, 08:29 PM
Put 20 on baldy

Tony Starks
1st January '13, 08:54 PM
AoSXY1WLYp8

Amazing, relived this this morning.

Crazy >>>>>

Hutch
1st January '13, 09:15 PM
Off to watch this.

Come on Mike!!! Inshallah he plays better than he did in his last final against Barney.

"Oooooo Michael van Gerrrrwen"

kilik
1st January '13, 09:25 PM
in

cmon van gerwen

Nigel
1st January '13, 10:15 PM
5* match

Taylor there was squeeking

Big 45
1st January '13, 10:20 PM
ffs van gerwen threw away them last 2 sets

kilik
1st January '13, 10:29 PM
he could of been 3-0 up.

good comeback by taylor.

if van gerwen keeps hitting his doubles like this he will win

Romelu Lukaku
1st January '13, 11:53 PM
Phil >>>>

Hutch
2nd January '13, 12:04 AM
http://www.miscupload.com/upload/857513806286013940818535.gif


Great match, MvG could have been 5-2 up though ffs he wasn't hitting trebles like he normally does but was good on his doubles.

Phil played quality though, he had to tbh.


Mike >>>>>>>>

If he can win the Premier league >>>>>>

He'll be world Champ one day.

V.I.PERSTAR
2nd January '13, 12:07 AM
aaaand it's goneee

Big 45
2nd January '13, 12:26 AM
bald bastard

kilik
2nd January '13, 12:39 AM
mvg will learn from this though. he was nervous and it affected his play.

he will be no1 in a couple years

Matt91
2nd January '13, 01:42 AM
Laid out some monies on Taylor at evens only a small profit but a wins a win

Hij
3rd January '13, 12:38 AM
Epic last 7 matches from the quarters onwards

10 people in the premier league darts now and after they play each other once two get relegated. Then play each other once again and top 4 go to the finals. Sounds fun

Hutch
4th January '13, 02:31 AM
Premier league >>>>>>

Will be locked to the world cup as well to watch Barney and van Gerwen win it with ease.

Hij
4th January '13, 02:32 AM
Would make the world cup interesting actually, Van Gerwen and MVG potential revenge

Andy Carroll
13th November '13, 11:12 PM
lets go hankey.

The Shield
14th November '13, 12:18 AM
Paul Heyman. >>>

Hij
14th November '13, 01:04 AM
what a comeback from Hankey, freaking ridiuclous 6-1 down lol

The Shield
17th November '13, 03:34 PM
Taylor V Lewis about to start.

Z Ziggler
31st December '15, 10:55 AM
Anyone could win it this year, it's wide open! Taylor and MVG out. Lewis or Barney to win for me.

Hutch
31st December '15, 12:07 PM
I put a fiver on Wade when he was 14/1. Wouldn't mind seeing Barney win it again tho.

Still think Anderson is the 1 to beat.

Hutch
2nd January '16, 11:32 PM
Just won 60 on the 9 darter. Anderson >>>>