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Hij
31st January '12, 02:04 AM
Jim White’s First Cliché – 9pm to 11pm Sky Sports News Only (all odds courtesy of Paddy Power):

5/1 A Sky Sports exclusive
5/1 You’ll hear it here first
5/1 We can now reveal
5/1 The clock is ticking
11/2 Put pen to paper
9/1 If this is true
9/1 Last minute business
18/1 Spotted at the training ground
20/1 Two phones
20/1 Sky sources have informed me
25/1 Sensational breaking news
25/1 Have swooped to sign
25/1 Damp squib
25/1 The eleventh hour
33/1 Before the window slams shut
33/1 Spotted entering the ground
40/1 Come and get me plea
40/1 Weighing up his options
40/1 Looks set to snub
40/1 Dipped into the transfer market
40/1 Completed a dream move
40/1 The Tevez saga is over
50/1 Dismissed reports linking him with a move
50/1 Spotted at the airport
50/1 Gary Cotterill outside Spurs Lodge
66/1 Harry Redknapp speaking from his car window
66/1 Hold on to your hats
66/1 I’m like a kid on xmas eve
80/1 Right out of leftfield
80/1 Are football clubs the only people who still use fax machines?
100/1 Twitter is in meltdown

MoneyMan
31st January '12, 02:08 AM
I prefer the pot noodle bets.

BIGDON
31st January '12, 02:11 AM
:laugh: get in Jim

will be going in ITT

lool he does actually pretty much say all of them tbh

Hij
31st January '12, 02:12 AM
It's the first one lol

Scrappy123
31st January '12, 02:12 AM
So many possibilities :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Ahhhhhh:-D

MoneyMan
31st January '12, 02:12 AM
Genuinely the easiest way to win rep ever. Hij you better pay these all out if they come in you know :laugh:

Hij
31st January '12, 02:13 AM
It's the first one, the odds would all be like 0.2 if he was to say it, he'll say them all :laugh:

Scrappy123
31st January '12, 02:15 AM
Gonna bet before bed then Gonna wait to see if Spurs get up to any business leading up to 9.

Those odds look promising if they are battling us & QPR for Rodallega.:-D

Hutch
31st January '12, 02:19 AM
'You'll hear it here first' or 'The clock is ticking' will be the first saying/sayings.

'Harry Redknapp speaking from his car window' :laugh:

Bound to happen at some point.

MoneyMan
31st January '12, 02:25 AM
It's the first one, the odds would all be like 0.2 if he was to say it, he'll say them all :laugh:

So, what you're saying there is, I probably shouldn't have placed 30 bets and 200 odd rep points on?




















































FML

Scrappy123
31st January '12, 02:27 AM
Will place another 50 on something tomorrow:laugh:

Hij
31st January '12, 02:30 AM
Nah, spreading your bets was the best way to go.

The way MoneyMan's rep is that low he has to put like 2 and 3 rep on shit :laugh: no send its just weird seeing them sort of figures

MoneyMan
31st January '12, 02:34 AM
Oi fuck off my rep was bare high then you "2 monthly backups? cool forum bro"'d on us, then I got it back up then you introduced betting then I lost it all on Liverpool and Barcelona FAVOURITES MY ARSE then I got it back then that cycle repeated itself a few times then MAC the hun cunt got rep fucking reset no deset THEN I finally got it back again then I lost it AGAIN on LFC x2 x2 x2 ditto NOW I'm the 5th most repped member on here so I dunno what you're talking about Hij.

Bring back late-night horsey betting and i'll show you figures :evilgrin:

Sosa
31st January '12, 02:34 AM
will wait till closer to kick off before making some bets

Hij
31st January '12, 02:51 AM
Oi fuck off my rep was bare high then you "2 monthly backups? cool forum bro"'d on us, then I got it back up then you introduced betting then I lost it all on Liverpool and Barcelona FAVOURITES MY ARSE then I got it back then that cycle repeated itself a few times then MAC the hun cunt got rep fucking reset no deset THEN I finally got it back again then I lost it AGAIN on LFC x2 x2 x2 ditto NOW I'm the 5th most repped member on here so I dunno what you're talking about Hij.

Bring back late-night horsey betting and i'll show you figures :evilgrin::laugh:

MyLord
31st January '12, 02:57 AM
Oi fuck off my rep was bare high then you "2 monthly backups? cool forum bro"'d on us, then I got it back up then you introduced betting then I lost it all on Liverpool and Barcelona FAVOURITES MY ARSE then I got it back then that cycle repeated itself a few times then MAC the hun cunt got rep fucking reset no deset THEN I finally got it back again then I lost it AGAIN on LFC x2 x2 x2 ditto NOW I'm the 5th most repped member on here so I dunno what you're talking about Hij.

Bring back late-night horsey betting and i'll show you figures :evilgrin:

:laugh:
cool story bro

Hutch
31st January '12, 02:59 AM
Oi fuck off my rep was bare high then you "2 monthly backups? cool forum bro"'d on us, then I got it back up then you introduced betting then I lost it all on Liverpool and Barcelona FAVOURITES MY ARSE then I got it back then that cycle repeated itself a few times then MAC the hun cunt got rep fucking reset no deset THEN I finally got it back again then I lost it AGAIN on LFC x2 x2 x2 ditto NOW I'm the 5th most repped member on here so I dunno what you're talking about Hij.

Bring back late-night horsey betting and i'll show you figures :evilgrin:

http://i44.tinypic.com/bfnxoh.gif

MoneyMan
31st January '12, 03:00 AM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hij
31st January '12, 03:02 AM
You lying shit, how the hell have you got 35,000 rep?

Sosa
31st January '12, 03:06 AM
You lying shit, how the hell have you got 35,000 rep?

you gave him and a few other members 30,000 rep when you banned me :dead:

Hij
31st January '12, 03:11 AM
So why's he only betting a little bit? I only know he has so much rep because I was gonna give him a grand.

Are you sure I didn't give him it after the football on Saturday while wasted?

Sosa
31st January '12, 03:13 AM
Are you sure I didn't give him it after the football on Saturday while wasted?

yer you done them all after the football when you wasted go look itt.

my mum wasn't very happy and would like an apology tbh

Hij
31st January '12, 03:15 AM
Flung you a bag for not unbanning you.

Someone record this on Sky+ please. Just incase I forget to lock.

Sosa
31st January '12, 03:16 AM
Flung you a bag for not unbanning you.

safe hij water under the bridge an all that.

Hutch
31st January '12, 03:17 AM
http://blacksportsonline.com/index/29bo8wm.gif


Someone record this on Sky+ please. Just incase I forget to lock.

Does Jim definitely start at 9pm? I'll watch it but can record too if needed.

Hij
31st January '12, 03:21 AM
Not sure, they'll advertise it tomorrow no doubt.

I keep sleeping in till like 3pm in the afternoon on the off chance we have signed someone while I've been sleeping but it never works.

MoneyMan
31st January '12, 03:47 AM
So why's he only betting a little bit? I only know he has so much rep because I was gonna give him a grand.

Are you sure I didn't give him it after the football on Saturday while wasted?

Lol you gave me, tony and xtra p (if not more) 30 grand, then gave sam jackson a fucking mill.

Don't you dare fuck about now man, giving all these gooners free e-money and moaning about my well earned rep :angry::dozey::dead::sad:

Hij
31st January '12, 04:08 AM
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/193/liverpoolfans2124250b.jpg

Some sick racial abuse there as well.

Hutch
31st January '12, 04:19 AM
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/193/liverpoolfans2124250b.jpg

Some sick racial abuse there as well.

Man in black coat, top right corner. Damn racist.

Scrappy123
31st January '12, 04:33 AM
Spot the black guy in the stands game. :laugh:

Hij
31st January '12, 05:08 AM
No, we are all racist cunts, so the whites get all the seats at the front! Joking!

It's a fair comment :laugh: I'm not saying there weren't cunts, but it wasn't the whole ground by any stretch (apart from booing him admittedly). That would have been an opportune moment to give him grief.

Although of the four lads (including me) I go to the games with, we are English, English, Jamaican and from the Dominican Republic

Hij
31st January '12, 05:55 PM
Three hours left apparently he's on at 7:30. :laugh:

BIGLEE
31st January '12, 05:58 PM
His on with natalie = )

Hij
31st January '12, 06:03 PM
already?

Who are these cunts standing outside stadiums? No-one has ever run out and whispered in their ear.

El Asesino
31st January '12, 06:23 PM
lol sickest bettin thread for ages will be tense waiting

MoneyMan
31st January '12, 06:30 PM
If the one cliche I didn't bet on comes in first, I'll end it all.

Hutch
31st January '12, 06:34 PM
Three hours left apparently he's on at 7:30. :laugh:

Are the bets starting from 9pm even if he starts his shift before that?

EDIT: Forget what I said, I didn't see the thread title change.

Hij
31st January '12, 06:37 PM
It's his first clicé, I'll set my phone to record my speakers so I can play it back

Nigel
31st January '12, 07:52 PM
Are the bets starting from 9pm even if he starts his shift before that?

EDIT: Forget what I said, I didn't see the thread title change.

Yeh but for whatever reason Paddypower ain't paying out till the first one said after the 9pm ad break

Hutch
31st January '12, 07:55 PM
Yeh but for whatever reason Paddypower ain't paying out till the first one said after the 9pm ad break

Sky sports news says that the Gillette soccer special will be on at 7:30 till 10:15 :confused:

Matt91
31st January '12, 08:33 PM
:lol:

drawing for the phone already

Nigel
31st January '12, 09:03 PM
Hutch Jim White aint on Sky Sports New atm. Some geezer with black hair is

Scrappy123
31st January '12, 09:10 PM
We want Jim White ffs:laugh:

Hutch
31st January '12, 09:14 PM
Hutch Jim White aint on Sky Sports New atm. Some geezer with black hair is

They've spoke to him twice through the programme, he's there but they're focusing on the football lol. I think that's why the betting sites started the bets at 9. Games don't finish till around 9:30 tho.

This programme finishes at 10:15 :sad:

Julio Cesar
31st January '12, 11:07 PM
Anyone know which one it was? I swear he said the enter the ground one about the Pizarro guy signing for Man City around 9 o'clock

Hutch
31st January '12, 11:11 PM
I haven't heard him say any of them, I didn't have SSN on from 9 till 10 tho.

I know this bet is on paddypower I think we should just check their site lol

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He just said 'put pen to paper'

Scrappy123
31st January '12, 11:12 PM
He just said "Put pen to paper" about Zamora.

Julio Cesar
31st January '12, 11:12 PM
I haven't heard him say any of them, I didn't have SSN on from 9 till 10 tho.

I know this bet is on paddypower I think we should just check their site lol

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He just said 'put pen to paper'

He was on at 9 o'clock though

BIGDON
31st January '12, 11:15 PM
lovely tits Natalie

Matt91
31st January '12, 11:17 PM
natalies got a cracking pair, think shes top 3 bitches on ssn

Hutch
31st January '12, 11:19 PM
He was on at 9 o'clock though

Yeh I dunno what he's said lol, he definitely just said puts pen to paper about Zamora. But not sure what was said earlier in the night.

Julio Cesar
31st January '12, 11:21 PM
Yeh I dunno what he's said lol, he definitely just said puts pen to paper about Zamora. But not sure what was said earlier in the night.

I think he said the entering the ground one about the pizarro deal, not sure if he said anything else.

Matt91
31st January '12, 11:22 PM
he said entering the ground twice for zamora and pizzaro

Hutch
31st January '12, 11:27 PM
I recorded SSN since 9 so can check but don't wanna miss any transfer news lol.

Fingers are crossed that someone comes in for Torres.

Scrappy123
1st February '12, 12:11 AM
Might aswell pay out on all:evilgrin::laugh:

Hutch
1st February '12, 12:44 AM
After MOTD I will check the recording to see what was said lol, shouldn't take long he will have said one of them within 15 mins.

Switch
1st February '12, 12:46 AM
After MOTD I will check the recording to see what was said lol, shouldn't take long he will have said one of them within 15 mins.:stunned: fuck sakes

El Asesino
1st February '12, 01:09 AM
he said 'before the window slams shut' basically straight after he came on

Hutch
1st February '12, 01:20 AM
At 10:11pm he said 'we're trying to find out if Bobby Zamora has indeed, put pen to paper'

I started recording at 8:19pm and he didn't say anything else mentioned within that 1 hour 50 mins. No idea if he said anything before 8:19pm lol. I tried looking on paddypower to check what they paid out on but I can't see it.

Hij
1st February '12, 01:22 AM
Pay out the one you know he said after 8:19pm

lol at how all of us didn't care till after

Scrappy123
1st February '12, 01:24 AM
I know the Pen To Paper one happened. That's about it.

Hutch
1st February '12, 01:26 AM
https://twitter.com/#!/paddypower/status/164480337496379393

#Hutchformod (http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/misc.php?do=dbtech_usertag_hash&hash=Hutchformod)

Scrappy123
1st February '12, 01:31 AM
Woop

Switch
1st February '12, 01:36 AM
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MoneyMan
1st February '12, 01:42 AM
loool Hutch never even betted on that one :laugh:

*checks that I did*






*Thank god*





*god isn't real*














*thank Andy Carroll*
















#Winning (http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/misc.php?do=dbtech_usertag_hash&hash=Winning)

Oiiiii, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute, on that twitter it says someone stuck a fiver on a man handcuffing himself to the goalpost on 800/1 - CONSPIRRRAACCYYYYYYYYYY

How the fuck are you randomly gonna get that right?!?? Or has he been hoping that would happen for 20 years and eventually it's came true :laugh:

Hutch
1st February '12, 01:42 AM
loool Hutch never even betted on that one :laugh:

*checks that I did*






*Thank god*





*god isn't real*














*thank Andy Carroll*
















#Winning (http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/misc.php?do=dbtech_usertag_hash&hash=Winning)

My honesty shall one day be rewarded.

MoneyMan
1st February '12, 01:44 AM
Such morals, you should be a premier league referee bro.












































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Hutch
1st February '12, 01:46 AM
Would ask to ref Chelsea games and games with teams I hate. I think I'd only last 1 or 2 games before getting sacked for cheating teams like United out of 3 points :evilgrin:

kilik
1st February '12, 01:49 AM
smh i lost so much rep i betted late last night not realising its only the first cliche that pays out. i bet on half the options :dead:

Plak
1st February '12, 01:55 AM
loool Hutch never even betted on that one :laugh:

*checks that I did*






*Thank god*





*god isn't real*














*thank Andy Carroll*
















#Winning (http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/misc.php?do=dbtech_usertag_hash&hash=Winning)

Oiiiii, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute, on that twitter it says someone stuck a fiver on a man handcuffing himself to the goalpost on 800/1 - CONSPIRRRAACCYYYYYYYYYY

How the fuck are you randomly gonna get that right?!?? Or has he been hoping that would happen for 20 years and eventually it's came true :laugh:

It was a joke you speng lol.


Would ask to ref Chelsea games and games with teams I hate. I think I'd only last 1 or 2 games before getting sacked for cheating teams like United out of 3 points :evilgrin:

IF I reffed a Spurs-United game I would do what Webb did- ref normally for the first half, then give the shittiest pen decision ever in the second half and watch United fall apart as I gave bad decision after bad decision.

MoneyMan
1st February '12, 01:57 AM
Fcuk that howard webbcunt's a united fan like half the league

Scrappy123
1st February '12, 05:37 PM
Still no Pay out?

or Refund at least if possible:laugh:

MoneyMan
1st February '12, 08:34 PM
Hij payout(s) are needed!!

Hutch
1st February '12, 08:43 PM
Still no Pay out?

or Refund at least if possible:laugh:

Refund sounds good tbh.

MoneyMan
4th February '12, 09:10 PM
Hij you're not gonna pay this are ya :laugh:

















































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Switch
4th February '12, 09:12 PM
:laugh: smh

kilik
4th February '12, 09:14 PM
might aswell refund

Hutch
4th February '12, 09:14 PM
http://www.gifsvault.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Abandon-thread1.gif

Scrappy123
5th February '12, 03:55 AM
Oh shit.


I actually forgot about this:laugh::laugh:

Would take me into 30's when/if paid.

Sosa
5th February '12, 04:33 AM
lol whats goin on here lads

Julio Cesar
6th February '12, 10:46 PM
Hij Xtra P Mr. Jefferies any chance of a refund/payout? My E-monies are gone but ive got some tied up in this

Hij
8th February '12, 11:15 PM
Abandon vBookie Event


Are you sure you want to abandon this vBookie event? All bets will be called off and stakes returned.

Hutch
8th February '12, 11:16 PM
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