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Hij
31st January '12, 01:40 AM
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IT'S HERE!!! IT'S FINALLY HERE!!! The day the world's been waiting for! The day Big Ben finds its purpose! The Super Duper Serial Footballing Fuckmumpery Transfer Deadline Day!!!!!!

As usual it's brought to you by only the very best fuckmumping bellends in all of sports journalism. Here's a run down of the leading brains guiding you through the next 24 hours.


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Jim White, known to his friends as 'The Great White Virgin Smegmabell' will as usual be orchestrating things. Jim's the man. The ringleader. The big crusty foreskin holding together the giant knob of knobishness. The kingpin of cocks. The master of members. The president of pricks. The Harry Potter of hairy nonsensical bollocks. He'll be entering the building at around 8pm, then entering a blow up Jimmy Krankie about 3 hours later. The c*nt.

But Jim would be nothing without his team. There's no 'I' in team, and there's no 'IQ' in any of these gimping fuckwads.

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And as usual, they'll be bringing out this fucking feckless bent faced milker to finger his giant screen all night.

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And probably this fucking quilt as well, turning up with his phone or standing outside a fucking gate somewhere, waiting to fist Harry Redknapp.

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All leading towards one inevitable conclusion....

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So, stay tuned! It's all coming up on Super Duper Serial Special Fucking Fuckmumpery Deadline Day.........and it's LIVE!!*






*It might not actually be live.

MoneyMan
31st January '12, 01:42 AM
You're drunk again, aren't you Hij?

El Asesino
31st January '12, 01:49 AM
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

4*

Hij
31st January '12, 01:50 AM
It's not mine, but I died laughing for a little bit

Tony Starks
31st January '12, 01:54 AM
Im ashamed to admit I always get wrapped into 'super duper last minute harry redknapp live interviews outside his car en route to every ground in the country deadline day'

The summer deadline day was crazy on twitter and SSN for Arsenal fans - rumours everywhere I think i actually worked up a sweat at the end of it lol

Hij
31st January '12, 01:57 AM
Nah it is good but tomorrows is gonna be interesting with fuck all to go on

The advert <<<<<<<<<

Jim White being filmed on the way in is jokes though I can't lie :laugh: I wonder if they interviewed to see which of them was the best for the final 3 hours

http://www.bigbettingblog.co.uk/football-transfer-rumours/jim-white-transfer-deadline-betting

Jim White’s First Cliché – 9pm to 11pm Sky Sports News Only (all odds courtesy of Paddy Power):

5/1 A Sky Sports exclusive
5/1 You’ll hear it here first
5/1 We can now reveal
5/1 The clock is ticking
11/2 Put pen to paper
9/1 If this is true
9/1 Last minute business
18/1 Spotted at the training ground
20/1 Two phones
20/1 Sky sources have informed me
25/1 Sensational breaking news
25/1 Have swooped to sign
25/1 Damp squib
25/1 The eleventh hour
33/1 Before the window slams shut
33/1 Spotted entering the ground
40/1 Come and get me plea
40/1 Weighing up his options
40/1 Looks set to snub
40/1 Dipped into the transfer market
40/1 Completed a dream move
40/1 The Tevez saga is over
50/1 Dismissed reports linking him with a move
50/1 Spotted at the airport
50/1 Gary Cotterill outside Spurs Lodge
66/1 Harry Redknapp speaking from his car window
66/1 Hold on to your hats
66/1 I’m like a kid on xmas eve
80/1 Right out of leftfield
80/1 Are football clubs the only people who still use fax machines?
100/1 Twitter is in meltdown

Do you lads want to bet on that? :laugh:

Scrappy123
31st January '12, 01:58 AM
Hoping we steal Rodallega :(

BIGDON
31st January '12, 01:59 AM
:laugh: Jim White >>>

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Scrappy123
31st January '12, 01:59 AM
Nah it is good but tomorrows is gonna be interesting with fuck all to go on

The advert <<<<<<<<<

Jim White being filmed on the way in is jokes though I can't lie :laugh: I wonder if they interviewed to see which of them was the best for the final 3 hours

http://www.bigbettingblog.co.uk/football-transfer-rumours/jim-white-transfer-deadline-betting

Jim White’s First Cliché – 9pm to 11pm Sky Sports News Only (all odds courtesy of Paddy Power):

5/1 A Sky Sports exclusive
5/1 You’ll hear it here first
5/1 We can now reveal
5/1 The clock is ticking
11/2 Put pen to paper
9/1 If this is true
9/1 Last minute business
18/1 Spotted at the training ground
20/1 Two phones
20/1 Sky sources have informed me
25/1 Sensational breaking news
25/1 Have swooped to sign
25/1 Damp squib
25/1 The eleventh hour
33/1 Before the window slams shut
33/1 Spotted entering the ground
40/1 Come and get me plea
40/1 Weighing up his options
40/1 Looks set to snub
40/1 Dipped into the transfer market
40/1 Completed a dream move
40/1 The Tevez saga is over
50/1 Dismissed reports linking him with a move
50/1 Spotted at the airport
50/1 Gary Cotterill outside Spurs Lodge
66/1 Harry Redknapp speaking from his car window
66/1 Hold on to your hats
66/1 I’m like a kid on xmas eve
80/1 Right out of leftfield
80/1 Are football clubs the only people who still use fax machines?
100/1 Twitter is in meltdown

Do you lads want to bet on that? :laugh:

loool

Vbookie needed. A


All in on Harry from car window at some point :laugh:

Hij
31st January '12, 02:03 AM
:laugh: Jim White >>>

r2J9o4p5vsE
:laugh: repped

MoneyMan
31st January '12, 02:04 AM
That was jokes but I can't even smile tbh Hij we ain't gonna fucking buy anyone are we :angry::angry::angry:

BIGDON
31st January '12, 02:06 AM
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/incoming/article859397.ece/ALTERNATES/gallery-large/Transfer+window+drinking+game

To help you get through the day (and night), you'll need booze. Lots of booze. Follow our handy Transfer Deadline Day Drinking Game below and you'll end up greeting your £35million capture of Emile Heskey will the same elation as getting Lionel Messi on a free...

Beer we go! It's the transfer deadline day drinking game

By Steve Anglesey in Football Banter

Published 17:55 30/01/12

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Transfer window drinking game

The close of the transfer window is once more upon us and that means a day of fevered speculation before a big night in with MirrorFootball and Sky Sports' Jim White.

Don't miss the big transfer deals with Mirror Football's Live Deadline Day special

To help you get through the day (and night), you'll need booze. Lots of booze. Follow our handy Transfer Deadline Day Drinking Game below and you'll end up greeting your £35million capture of Emile Heskey will the same elation as getting Lionel Messi on a free...

The Basics:

Loan move: Wet your lips

New rumour: 1 sip (add one sip if it involves your club)

Medical: 2 sips (add one sip if it involves your club)

Done deal: 3 sips (add one sip if it involves your club)

Advanced rules for experts:

Feature about 'transfer merry-go-round', complete with crude cartoon of merry-go-round, appears in tabloid newspaper: 1 sip

'Return Of The Mack' plays as Jim White takes his seat at the Sky Sports bridge: 1 sip

Pissed-up kids mooning behind reporter standing outside St James': 2 sips

Carlos Tevez spotted in Milan: 1 sip

Jim White: "Christopher wants a transfer but will Spurs or QPR be doing the Samba on deadline day?": 1 sip

HELICOPTER SIGHTING!: Finish your drink

Hilarious "Messi spotted at Scunthorpe" gag is retweeted 100 times: 0 sips

Grainy video images of new midfielder, shot through training ground office window: 2 sips

Jim White winks at camera, smugly: 1 sip

MirrorFootball reporter employs phrase "transfer tug-of-war" in breaking news piece: 1 sip

As above, but with phrase "Come-and-get-me plea": 2 sips

Glacial glare of death from Jim White as a reporter ventures that "tonight may turn out to be a damp squib": 1 sip

Over-the-hill pundit in Sky Sports studios uses the phrase "damp squid": 2 sips

Misreading of one of Joey Barton's Tweets sparks rumours that QPR are about to sign Stuttgart schemer Georg Hegel: 1 sip

PLAYER BEING RUSHED THROUGH AIRPORT!: Finish your drink

Sky Sports tickertape goes yellow: 1 sip

Pissed-off reporter outside ground in rain says "As I've said before, we're not expecting any movement here, Jim": 1 sip

Jim tells reporter he'll check back with him at 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, and 11pm just to make sure: 3 sips

Carlos Tevez spotted in Paris: 1 sip

On Talksport, Adrian Durham says the "transfer window is not all that": 1 sip

Reporter outside ground's attempt to break major transfer news is drowned out by crowd chanting name of player they're signing: 1 sip

Arsene Wenger says Arsenal will do no business but fans can be happy as "Jack Wilshere will be like a new £30m signing when he comes back": 1 sip

Flustered Jim reading out biography of hitherto unknown signing, obviously straight from Wikipedia: 1 sip

in-depth interview with manager conducted through car window: 1 sip

One of Andy Burton's mobiles goes off while he's on the air: 1 sip

One of Andy Burton's mobiles goes off while he's on the air, and it's Richard Bacon: 3 sips

Big Sky pad breaks down, shows off user's porn collection instead: 3 sips

South American player pictured arriving in Sunderland, at 10.48pm, in a T-shirt and shades: 2 sips

Jim White: "There's Strictly no bidders for Samba so far": 1 sip

As Jim rambles on about sod-all, look on Natalie Sawyer's face suggests that even a night at home with Sam Matterface is better than this: 1 sip

Carlos Tevez spotted in Brazil: 1 sip

Big Ben chimes portentously as absolutely nothing happens: 1 sip

Jim White SHOUTING FOR NO REASON like Brick in Anchorman: 2 sips

Awkward reference to Harry Redknapp being "otherwise engaged": 1 sip

FAILED MEDICAL!: Finish your drink

Kid outside ground is already wearing replica shirt of new striker: 1 sip

Kid outside ground is already burning replica shirt of old striker who's just left: 3 sips

Carlos Tevez spotted at Anfield: 1 sip

Jim White STARTS. TALKING. LIKE. THIS: 2 sips

Jim White's MAJOR. MIDLANDS. TRANSFER. NEWS turns out to involve Liam Ridgewell: 1 sip

New signing says: "Two or three clubs were in for me but once I heard (insert name) were interested there was no other choice": 1 sip

Veteran defender explains drop to mid-level Championship plodders with the words: "They're a Premier League side in all but name": 1 sip

Oh no! Spurs' fax has run out of paper and they bought some more but the dog ate it!: 3 sips

Carlos Tevez spotted weeping in bushes outside Roberto Mancini's house, holding olive branch: 1 sip

"Don't fret," says Jim as he prepares to take his leave of us mortals. "There's only 121 days to the next transfer window". Winks: Finish your drinks and stumble off to bed

Tony Starks
31st January '12, 02:07 AM
:laugh::laugh:

Hij
31st January '12, 02:11 AM
Bigdon >>>

MyLord
31st January '12, 03:04 AM
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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LMFAO

Hij
BIGDON
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Im in tears right now

Hij
31st January '12, 03:10 AM
That was jokes but I can't even smile tbh @Hij (http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/member.php?u=1) we ain't gonna fucking buy anyone are we :angry::angry::angry:
The only rumour I've heard after most of the deals we went for dropped through is Tevez to us on loan, but I think it's been created by the media so they have something to wank over tomorrow - I cannot see it happening

MoneyMan
31st January '12, 03:15 AM
:(

Midfielders are needed ASAP.

Are there any average English u21s looking for a club?

Hij
31st January '12, 03:20 AM
We already signed Henderson :-D and have Coady in the youth set up. Spearing is like my age, but looks young lol.

Deals for
Darren Bent, Hoilett, David Teixera, Joao Carlos Texiera, Milos Krasic, Luc Castaignos and Luuk De Jong were all looked into - but all have fallen through. So unless one of the clubs goes "actually we'll take your offer", or accept a reduced one tomorrow, I think all of them were too high for what we wanted.

Oh I think we signed two goalkeepers but It's a hazy memory from surfing the net on Saturday when I was drunk

MoneyMan
31st January '12, 03:52 AM
Nah we're fucked *relegation dogfight* i'm outta here brb supporting everton a real man's team oh fuck they've got no money as well :(

brb supporting City, guaranteed success and a legend troll in the team>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

*will be back supporting LFC for the final when we get beat 4-1 by Sheep AFC*

Hij
31st January '12, 04:03 AM
We'll be ok mate, give it a season or two.

BIGLEE
31st January '12, 05:31 AM
Lol

The Stig
31st January '12, 08:04 AM
looool

Matt91
31st January '12, 08:18 AM
Where's the pic of the transfer gimp?

Inb4 the little Asian chap is outside are Chigwell training ground what's his name Amish or suttin?

chris89
31st January '12, 09:20 AM
Where's the pic of the transfer gimp?

Inb4 the little Asian chap is outside are Chigwell training ground what's his name Amish or suttin?

http://yesbuthowever.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/amish.jpg

quality
31st January '12, 10:30 AM
Think Harry is a bit tied up today and tonight, there won't be many car window interviews. He'll be getting a different kind of questioning tbh.

Matt91
31st January '12, 11:41 AM
http://www.heyfordfc.co.uk/Images/Transfer%20Gimp.jpg

316
31st January '12, 05:47 PM
IThe summer deadline day was crazy on twitter and SSN for Arsenal fans - rumours everywhere I think i actually worked up a sweat at the end of it lol

lol i remember that day

Hij
31st January '12, 05:50 PM
Lol he's the one with "cock" on his forehead :laugh:

Grizzly
31st January '12, 10:18 PM
http://www.heyfordfc.co.uk/Images/Transfer%20Gimp.jpg

:laugh:

Hij
28th August '12, 10:43 PM
bump for OP

BIGDON
30th August '12, 10:24 PM
Jim White's First Cliche - 9pm to 11pm Sky Sport News only

http://www.paddypower.com/football/football-specials/transfer-specials

lul Hij Hutch