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    Default Eden Hazard is a failure pt. 2

    As soon as some sour guy deleted the previous topic (obviously couldn't face the truth or the banter) here we revisit the 34 million travesty which is Eden Hazard.




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    Record to date in the big games.

    Community shield vs Chelsea - falls over the ball as Chesea are destroyed in a wembley cup game

    European Super Cup - anonymous and subbed off as Falcao rapes Chelsea

    Chelsea 2 - 2 Juventus - again anonymous as Oscar has to provide the spark in a poor Chelsea show

    Manchester United 3 - 2 Chelsea - unsurprisingly no goal, assist or influence on the game

    Shaktar 2 - 1 Chelsea - see above, Hazardous is subbed off

    Chelsea 0 - 1 QPR - dropped for the visit of bottom of the league. 0-0 when he is introduced and is eventually pivotal in a shocking 1-0 defeat.

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    now includes a no show vs Man U at old trafford, awful performance.

    27/10/2013 - awful display vs Man City at Stamford bridge. Mourinho has enough of it and subs him off after 80 minutes. Chelsea ctually look dangerous and go on to win, with Hazardous getting splinters on the ench where he belongs.
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    Arsenal would happily swap about 8 of their players for Hazard.
    The poverty driven seem to have and they're moaning on top of having and I can't help but say that because it's just what I've experienced - Wiley

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    OP was cumming in nis y fronts at the thought of Hazard joining Arsenal before he moved Chelsea #NoLie #Fact #NotEvenJokingOrParring #HeGenuinelyWas
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    Quote Originally Posted by CatchACat View Post
    Arsenal would happily swap about 8 of their players for Hazard.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...spiration.html

    If that cunt inspired him then shit figures. You can have Fabianski, Almunia, Squillaci, Santos, Jenkinson, Chamakh, Aneke and Santos but don't even want Hazardous in return. Worst signing in the prem since Steve Marlet

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    Quote Originally Posted by datnigganev View Post
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...spiration.html

    If that cunt inspired him then shit figures. You can have Fabianski, Almunia, Squillaci, Santos, Jenkinson, Chamakh, Aneke and Santos but don't even want Hazardous in return. Worst signing in the prem since Steve Marlet
    Gas, swear you also had Santos in your Arsenal 11? Lool

    Also, is Almunia still an Arsenal player?
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    Watford fans are gonna be pissed Nev's giving away one of their players
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    Quote Originally Posted by datnigganev View Post
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...spiration.html

    If that cunt inspired him then shit figures. You can have Fabianski, Almunia, Squillaci, Santos, Jenkinson, Chamakh, Aneke and Santos but don't even want Hazardous in return. Worst signing in the prem since Steve Marlet
    LOL doesn't even play for u any more.


    Jenkinson >>>>> Sanga in a few years time.

    Add Rosicky, Djourou, Arshavin, Gervinho and Park to that list too and Hazard would still have a bigger effect.
    The poverty driven seem to have and they're moaning on top of having and I can't help but say that because it's just what I've experienced - Wiley

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    Quote Originally Posted by datnigganev View Post
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...spiration.html

    If that cunt inspired him then shit figures. You can have Fabianski, Almunia, Squillaci, Santos, Jenkinson, Chamakh, Aneke and Santos but don't even want Hazardous in return. Worst signing in the prem since Steve Marlet
    Santos that shit you'd give him away twice?? WHOA
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    Quote Originally Posted by CatchACat View Post
    LOL doesn't even play for u any more.


    Jenkinson >>>>> Sanga in a few years time.

    Add Rosicky, Djourou, Arshavin, Gervinho and Park to that list too and Hazard would still have a bigger effect.
    Behave! and we still haven't established why the old topic was deleted. Chelsea fans stay mad

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    Wasn't me.

    He's young, and he's been rested recently.
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    lol at not even knowing almunia doesnt play for arsenal

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    Default Eden Hazard is a failure pt.2

    Was actually gonna take the thread seriously and admit that to date Hazard hasn't played his best football, however some players take a year to settle. However I can't take the thread seriously as you don't even know who plays for your own team anymore Almunia left in July ffs!

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    These threads are so embarrassing. @datnigganev due to the proportion of Arsenal/Tottenham/United to Chelski fans 90-95% of GF would like to see Hazard fail at Chelski, the fact is it's borderline brain damaged to write off a player who's been in our league for all of a few months. Sit down son.
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    Jack>>>>>>>>>>>>Hazard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plak View Post
    These threads are so embarrassing. @datnigganev due to the proportion of Arsenal/Tottenham/United to Chelski fans 90-95% of GF would like to see Hazard fail at Chelski, the fact is it's borderline brain damaged to write off a player who's been in our league for all of a few months. Sit down son.
    What would constitute success for Hazard then? the Almunia typo was done purposefully was even going to put Jeffers in! the Santos twice was a mistake.

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