Real life football - The best goal you ever scored

**Biggavell.** · 21st July '10, 10:56 AM

In the sports room we normally talk about professional but I wanna do real life. What's the best goal you ever scored?

**Sean** · 21st July '10, 11:06 AM

Scored a own goall was in a bad mood we kicked off ball went out of play for our goal kick our keeper couldnt kick a ball to save his life i hammered it and scored from goal kick i didnt pay attention thought one of our strikers scored they was like naa was off your goal kick bounced infront of the keeper he fumbled it and it went in

**RIP Jakey** · 21st July '10, 11:08 AM

I hit one in our goals 7-a-side league that went like rocket into the top corner a while ago that was probably one of my best. This defender had been kicking lumps out of me all game I got the ball with my back to him facing the fence turned him and shot as I was spinning and bang top corner.

Gotta be in a competitive match, hitting it from 50 yards when you’re playing Wembley don’t count.

**Jay** · 21st July '10, 11:15 AM

Never scored throughout my youth, always played at either centre half or at right back. Switched to playing on the wing last year and scored my first goal on my full debut against wolves supporters club (perfect to get it against the dingles). Run in from the right wing, should have pulled it back for someone really but took it on the outside of my foot and bent it into the far corner.

From fuck around games I once went training with an all asian team (for the lulz). Pinged one off from 40 yards into the top corner. To have done it in a proper match would have been epic, but was only a training match. Never went and played for them again as they were shite.

**Biggavell.** · 21st July '10, 11:21 AM

Great stories, hope we get more.

**Josh** · 21st July '10, 11:23 AM

I've played Centre Half and occasionally left back for my 5 seasons of football and have never scored. The closest I've got is when I skimmed the crossbar with a header from a freekick

In training it was probably a Rabona penalty that went into the top left corner.

**Sean** · 21st July '10, 11:30 AM

used to love 7 a side football when i was younger i was hyper active so i used to play defence but then we just played 2 at the back and i roamed the field just buzzing about the whole game used to get loads of goals was a strong player back then got scouted for Crystal Palace at a tournament scrapped that then gave up football bad times.

**Tony Starks** · 21st July '10, 12:31 PM

My debut for my uni against St Georges. I hit a hatrick in a 5-2 win. I skinned their centre back for pace ALL DAY.

The final goal I played a one two with the midfielder and he flicked it over the top and from the corner edge of the box I volleyed it to the opposite angle of the goal and flew in off the post>>>

Keeper just stood still on the spot and the ball seemed to fly for about 10seconds and everywhere went quiet till it pinged in off the inside of the post.

Naruto · 21st July '10, 12:37 PM

I used to play on the blocks all day every day, in the park to, whenever I got the chance.

Got chosen parents player of the year a few years back too for my team cos it was my mums birthday and I promised her a goal, and I got the winning goal against eaton manor - 4-3.

Everyone on the blocks used to call me Turkish Thierry ever since I got my first pair of mecurial vapors in astro (srs).

**Matt91** · 21st July '10, 12:39 PM

Chipped the goalie from the half way line (11 a side) that's my percy they tried playing offside trap and it didn't work and I just cut across the ball and over the keepers head it went.

Also in training I scored a Roberto Carlos free kick with 3/4 players in the wall from about 25yrds out, obviously didn't bend as much but went to left of the wall and went in off the bottom left (my left)

Another favourite is when I shrugged off 2 pretty strong/athletic defenders from just outside opponents side of semi circle took it round the goalie and slotted it in, was made better cos the pitch was really bad the ball was barely moving it was so muddy

**Kaychi** · 21st July '10, 01:09 PM

under 15s or 16s

cleared the ball from midfield area in my half and lobbed the keeper, accident, but it was still a good goal.

I'm a defender, I didnt score many.

**Genetically Genuine** · 21st July '10, 01:40 PM

In training and that beat offside trap and lobbed the keeper from 20 yards out as he was coming out.

Scored a couple 25-30 yarders in training as well, them ones where the ball stays still whilst flying in the air>>>>>>>>>>>

**chris89** · 21st July '10, 02:37 PM

Saturday league, my boy was playing in goal and he smashed a drop kick right over the heads of the defenders, I was bare fast back then so I outrun them all and was through one on one, my other mate (proper cocky prick) was in goal and I calmly lifted it over his head into the back of the net.

**Michael.** · 21st July '10, 02:49 PM

From 50 yards I done tings.

**Famous?** · 21st July '10, 03:11 PM

Scored from halfway once, was played the ball but it was bouncing, had two defenders in front and my strike partner to my left but just hit it on the half volley when I saw the goalie off his line, the striker was like "what the fuck why didn't you......." shhhhhhhhhh as it went in off the bar. Scored another similar to Pele's against Sweden in 58, for those who know what that goal was like

**adidasgrandad** · 21st July '10, 03:25 PM

year 6....playing on one of them 25m concrete pitches that schools always paint on the playground....ball drops out of the sky just inside our half...3/4 coming to close it down....on the volley...top corner boom bam.

another one....only about 2 years ago...opposition keeper clears ball out but only about 30 yards from goal...i take one touch which happens to prop it back up in the air about chest height (accidentally amazing touch lol)...it drops back down and i volley it....dips over the keeper...wild celebrations follow. much like di canio against chelsea.

iv scored a few beauties in my time.

**Hij** · 21st July '10, 04:36 PM

Was thrown on as a sub at 1-1. Ball swang over from the side into the middle and I was outside the box, headed it back at the goal and lobbed the keeper and it hit the bar on the way in!

**M.O.G.** · 21st July '10, 04:45 PM

For my school, Homerton House v Mcantee (think thats how you spell it)
Wasnt a quality goal but I was only 4ft something back then and the game was a bit violent, managed to out-climb a much taller defender to get in a quality header that flew past the keeper, only goal ive ever scored with my head...if im honest it was more luck then skill but was still a great finish

Naruto · 21st July '10, 04:57 PM

You used to go homerton? lol i went there too...

**Hij** · 21st July '10, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by EazyNah

For my school, Homerton House v Mcantee (think thats how you spell it)
Wasnt a quality goal but I was only 4ft something back then and the game was a bit violent, managed to out-climb a much taller defender to get in a quality header that flew past the keeper, only goal ive ever scored with my head...if im honest it was more luck then skill but was still a great finish

My header was luck as well, but it looked awesome.