Best metaphors

[Hef]

Even tho theyre similes really lol.

Nigga you heard what i said, only hugh hef had as many birds in his bed - Fem fel
How about i move weight like a car jack - Giggs
On the trigger press down to get notes like piano keys - Krept

[Robinson]

i move food with no hands , telekinesis - blade brown
i collect gran's like a care home - fem fel
i move caine in a hurry call it the hurricane- gunna dee

[Genetically Genuine]

'Don't worry if I speak intelligent just know the gun stutters like a speech impediment' - Fem Fel

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[madness]

Fem fel goes in with the similies.

[Hef]

I get the food in and out, bolemia

I'll get U like i flopped an exam

[critic of musical arts]

Most of these are similes rather than metaphors, but still big sameway.

[Naruto Hatake]

With the big 45 you shoulda heard the shots, turn his white top red like berbatovs!

[Andre]

keep the steel palms clap when it's real arms

[out there]

i got it from the green and white..nigeria

[MichaelTBH]

i got a team in the blue and im the boss ... Ancelotti - Strapzy


Strapzys football bars are too sick

[Nicky Santoro]

call me eminem im a white rapper

[Shanger]

love a pretty gash, but for a bit of cash, i have her doin pipes like british gas

[Pirate]

You're Henry, I'm an Irish Jew
Couldn't hate you more if I wanted to

I'm secure, your stack's shaky like Jenga
And you play with kids like Arsene Wenger

[Naruto Hatake]

ill run up in your mumzies and dump the steel, leave her yard smoked out like she bun the grill, with the big 45 you shoulda heard the shots, turn his white top red like berbatovs.

forgot to add the first bit, continuous similies

[Tony Starks]

If your bellys cool with me il let your guts hang

[jaybee]

i can make 36 spin, no roulette.

[Tony Starks]

Change the thread title its making us all look stupid posting similies

Should just be merged with favourite bars...quotables thread anyway imo

[Andre]

lol a lot of them aren't even similes, just word play