Lyrics...Great ones, Jokes ones, Shit ones, post them.

[Mister Lacey]

A Jokes one for me...
Rap Dis - "I shot myself in the leg cos I'm fucking crazy like that".

Ah it's great too.

[Demos]

terminator "turn up at ur job, grab ur gob, make u take annual leaveeeeeee"

[D-Structo]

"me now
I'll cap ur mum
while shes by da stove
cooking rice & peas
watching byker grove
then illlll
CAP your brother
yeahhhhhhhhh"

MC Payback

He had da most maddest lyrics i eva heard.... lol... its more about the delivery more than anything.

[Mister Lacey]

LOL The Byker Grover bit was too much!

[Mister Lacey]

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[Retrofreak]

Goodz on Logans -"Don't let me role up on you guy's like MC Hot wheels"

[Aza T]

Goodz on Logans -"Don't let me role up on you guy's like MC Hot wheels"

was abotu to say this

Logan: Wheeel U have a bar about mc hotwheels
Goodz: I dont even know where it came from fam

lmfao

[Mister Lacey]

Goodz on Logans -"Don't let me role up on you guy's like MC Hot wheels"

LOL LOL I like that freestyle though

[Eric Cantona]

Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies, theres goes wiley, there goes wiley, he ate all the pies

Air on the roads, rosy, air on the roads, jim, air on the roads, roachee, air on the roads, trim.

Just some funny ones.

[R.dot.Tubbs]

KISS MY COUGH

*COUGH COUGH*

KISS MY COUGH



























































possibly the worst bar in the history of grime.

['nuum general]

T- "and i'm not mentally stable,
So i ring the doorbell,
And leave you organs on the kitchen table,
And eat them with a golden brown bagel"

[Pred]

I know a guy called Charlie, Charlie's white/
And me and Charlie are hardly tight/
If only you knew how many times I've cut him up and/
Fed him to cats but he keeps coming back/
Charlie ain't half breed but his brother's brown/
Together it's fast P's it's dodgy but I'm down/
This music don't pay me enough/
For me not to do shit that's bait and corrupt from 8 I be up//

Ghetto - Murder Capital (from The Movement - Tempo Specialists)

"Oi Maximum don't mix it, I wanna fuck him up so bad not even Jimmy could fix it" - Skepta

[RIP Jakey]

LOL LOL I like that freestyle though

tht feestyle is on regular rotation still

[fedfaced]

"anyway let me be cheeky again
girls that i lash dont see me again
draw, lash, bring 2 man in then go watch cartoons on the TV again"


makes me crease every time

[Alfie]

Might carry big heavy metal like guns and roses.

Your big for nothing like the boy called Martin Flower.

Scorcher - Maximum Special.

[Tony Starks]

Big strap on the side yeah im heavily waisted/
Black on black crime all the time..call me racist!!!!

Cold Blooded on sets>>>>>>>>

[Wiz]

Wretch 32 "I'm cold like leather chair"

jokes similie, you can actually feel the lyric lol

[Oh So Sho Though]

KISS MY COUGH

*COUGH COUGH*

KISS MY COUGH



possibly the worst bar in the history of grime.

*Cough Cough*

Xcuse my cough, guns get drawn like Vincent Van Gogh.

[Force 1[DTM]]

Its time to get darker/
rise up the cricket bat like brian lara/
anybody see any enemies on the gaza/
empty the clip first questions after/
from time my gun burst no more laughter/
them man cant laugh with me/
or fist me/
one man soldier/
if im in danger/
turn into gymnastic mixed with a little bit of linford christie/
and if i see a fence im a hurdler/
jump in your back garden like a burglar/
and boy better know the difference between drawing for the 9 mili meter and a murderer/


i keep tellin em dont get brave/
coz you never know when im backstage/
i run up on stage murder about 25 man them put em all in a mass grave/

SKEPTA. Best bars ive heard from him in L o n g, i hope he keeps up with these badderman bars coz he was slacking for a while

[Ransom]

G- Man "It's in the game blood it aint computer "

Scorcher - " I make white like my baby mother albino"

[topcat]

sitting down with her legs wide open/digging out her pussy and smelling out the room/this ones about flexs mom/i bet you never knew i used to flex his mom/she used to give me head all day like nothing but i never ever ever sexed his mom/but i heard sizzla sexed his mom/then caught gonnerhea(sp?) off flexes mom/and i heard flex had sex with sizzla/and i heard flex fucked sizzlas mom/then i heard sizzlas mom sucked out flexs moms pussy/the bitch is nasty/the i heard flex ate out sizzlas moms pussy like a cornish pasty

lol that whole song is jokes
still makes me laugh everytime i hear it

[R-Style]

i saw ur mum that time
she was actin dumb that time
i put a snooker que up her bum that time
lucky that i never broke her thumb that time

lol snooker que ya no

discarda
im a loose cannon
see buff girls yeh i bang em
not that way but in the other way
i bang that bitch from here 2 sunday

or

yeh yeh yeh ur big ur big ur big ur big
not in that way but in the other way
ur a big fuckin prick

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

"Your blocks like an episode of Dawson's Creek/My block's like an episode of in 2 Deep"

[R-Style]

i dnt wanna hav minor sex
15 year olds tryna sex
dnt wanna do time 4 sex
all in dangargan is nxt (?)

[Aych]

Thas Thas G B B H H







:smash:

[adidasgrandad]

"Your blocks like an episode of Dawson's Creek/My block's like an episode of in 2 Deep"

escobar >>>>>>

you must be on crack like whitney or losing your marbles like britney

sometimes i get urges to write dirty verses/ from the streets more corrupt than the churches (or something like that)

devlins sick

[Omni]

The whole of S.R.E/higher Stakes sidewinder raw vol.3 set, the lyrics are fucking madness.

For example:
"Hell, it's the wise mic perfector,
I'm the w w one that you might remember,
From when I spray like CS or H Y P S,
I'm controlling the game like a DS,
And this might offend ya,
You know me from bars that I might've lent ya,
Or when I apply the pressure,
And rise my temper like mg's brother,
So don't tempt me brother cus I make guys surrender,
The vibe perfector, The hyper venga(?),
I'll make you hyperventilate beside your member,
Without a knife I'll end ya,
But again it seems like you've lost the plot like a shite director,
I'm spraying it cool just like December,
And you won't do shit cus your a lieing pretender,
Your cheif in a crew, I can see it in you,
I reveal the truth like a lie detector,
I ride like Vectra, cus I'm like Dexter,
Always in the lab to suprise Manchester,
Always doing that every time I enter,
And your our one of those cats that's dry like exma,
Your never gonna get cream, like I gotta get G's,
You don't wanna bet me, otherwise guy tester,
And you will see the bye bye gesture,
I was grown where batty boys get bun trust,
I'm living in a boom bye bye sector,
If you wanna hype then guys might dissect ya,
I'm blowing up all around in town you can even ask guys like Skepta,
You can ask guys in size like Leicester.." Hypes.

Just one of many sick bars from that set.

[adidasgrandad]

true theres alot of sick bars on them sets. flex on that cd pack >>>>> (iv said this about 100 times still lol)

[D-Structo]

caught his mum ona scooter// boxing a can of tuna// he's arse and all like a gooner// better off dj'in like spooner

[Omni]

true theres alot of sick bars on them sets. flex on that cd pack >>>>> (iv said this about 100 times still lol)

I've said that sets sick 100 times and all mate lol But I think Midlands/northern mcs get overlooked too much when theres a bunch of them that are TOO sick!

[HuddzDon]

sitting down with her legs wide open/digging out her pussy and smelling out the room/this ones about flexs mom/i bet you never knew i used to flex his mom/she used to give me head all day like nothing but i never ever ever sexed his mom/but i heard sizzla sexed his mom/then caught gonnerhea(sp?) off flexes mom/and i heard flex had sex with sizzla/and i heard flex fucked sizzlas mom/then i heard sizzlas mom sucked out flexs moms pussy/the bitch is nasty/the i heard flex ate out sizzlas moms pussy like a cornish pasty

lol that whole song is jokes
still makes me laugh everytime i hear it

devilman hurt higherstakes wiv that tune

it was better than the whole mixtape they made imo

[R-Style]

i rep arsenal n i love round west ham
im a gunner n i bang that hammer

[frankD]

Most of wiley's are odd,
he will say he deep and he writes bars with meaning then the next line will just be some stupid metaphor like hes colder than slush puppy.

[Sir Mitchie]

Yeah you're big you're big/
Not really, hold your horses/
You get no reaction like meshin your chick when the holes enormous

[Pred]

Can anyone fill in the blanks on this Ghetto lyric?

Where was you when the beef kicked off/
When the trigger happy niggas were lettin the blix off/
Head coulda got licked off/
______________________/
______________________/
9 millimetre hits not soft/
98, I would took________/
But now its 04 we let the blix off//

[Jay05]

Scorchers 05 lyrics.

"I'll open ur chest likes its the red sea and my butterfly knife is moses"

CBA to right up the rest but they get a cd / ipod rewind everytime.

Trim

"wouldnt risk it for a biscuit
leave u outside kwik fit naked with lipstick"

[Nine Bar]

scorchers bar i was hypin for hours when i heard dis:

"im fired up, go get a fire truck
i can write a better sixteen
then ur best sixteen-next sixteen
wiv my two eyes shut, nd i ent ona bad boy ting rudeboi im on flystuff
u need 2 move wid da tym start listenin my stuff...
i cud go on n on

[Aaron]

Most of wiley's are odd,
he will say he deep and he writes bars with meaning then the next line will just be some stupid metaphor like hes colder than slush puppy.

haha that's so true. Made Me lol still.

[Indyvidual]

Yeah i roll deep with a ringer FUCK IT!

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

Reach For The Baseball Bat .... Swinnngggg


edit: that should be in capitals lol

[R-Style]

Can anyone fill in the blanks on this Ghetto lyric?

Where was you when the beef kicked off/
When the trigger happy niggas were lettin the blix off/
Head coulda got licked off/
______________________/
______________________/
9 millimetre hits not soft/
98, I would took ur shit off/
But now its 04 we let the blix off//

i cnt rememba the other 2 lines

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

You calling my name's like climbing some mountains...It's a pointless task.

[Force 1[DTM]]

"Run To Your Bits
And Stop Yourself From Having Kids"

"I'll Ban You From The Block
Coz Your Make Beleive Like Mock"

"Stay Home At Night
Or U'll Never See Daylight"

And Its TTT!

[Force 1[DTM]]

"Coz When The Flick Knife Flicks/
Your Getting Stabbed/
I Didnt Bring It Out For Chat/
Or For You To Answer Me Back/
Remember Back In The Day You Wouldnt Even Try Armsin Me Back/
And Now You Wanna Come With Some Armsin Me Chat/
You Couldnt Even Back Half Of Your Chat/
So Bring The Beef/
Lose Your Teeth/
And Get Stab Wounds In Your Arm And Your Back/"

Oi Cookie was MAD in them Cold Blooded days