Bars That Make You Laugh

[G.P]

Ghettos

"Might see me on a bike with no pedals"

Add yours...

[Rayful Edmond]

"Crash Bang You Cupcake"

[JOSFD]

'I am the JUJU man.'

[I LOVE GRIME]

i want a mchicken with cheese if not then ill buss shot at your knees!

[I LOVE GRIME]

omg how can i 4get i saw your nan stormin lmfao

[Lew1s]

"i put a pool cue up her bum that day"

[Dan-91]

Skepta;
"You thought it was a girl cause he had a handbag, you didn't know it was a next mans grandad".

[I LOVE GRIME]

"i put a pool cue up her bum that day"

:evilgrin:

[Andre]

most crazy t, wiley, jammer and trim lyrics

[G.P]

I know its remixed but when Ghetto said to Napper

"Ooooooooh wash them jeans", even Napper had to laugh.

[Valhalla]

JME: "you want me to spare your life, bring me a sacrifice, yes, not the head of a pig, no, this aint lord of the flies, this is JME, for your sacrifice, bring me kfc, yes, and a small large fries"

[GrimeyGrime]

"It's called the Red Light district, also known as the concrete jungle... you thought you was talking to a girl, you didn't know it was a next man's uncle".

[Shanger]

BTR "if a boy try a ting i leave a red dot on his forehead like a ****"

[Felix]

"Its the murkle maaan"

[Mucktastik]

D double

"you don't wana buck up wid the wrong breh this week, you'll get left with a lump on your head like a Sikh"

[Calum]

Discarda's out!! I'll bang your father out!!!

[King Jammy]

Somebody said I can't make money.

Then my daughter said somebody farted

(porrr)

[Tony Starks]

Murkle man

Suttin like "push my tings straight down her neckleeeee....truesay I didn't drop her off round central, bet she thinks I'm the devil, jump in my whip and ask her for petrolllll!

[Wiz]

I'm cold like leather chair

[Indyvidual]

I know its remixed but when Ghetto said to Napper

"Ooooooooh wash them jeans", even Napper had to laugh.

im sure its wash them teeth

[Andre]

think your a big boy cos you got a beard
bullets'll make your face look weird

[T.B]

i know its remixed but when ghetto said to napper

"ooooooooh wash them jeans", even napper had to laugh.

loool

it;s illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll wash dem teeth.

Jammer - \my friends call me allan... Cus im a shearer'

nd mr wong - 'im a super-duper-lyrical chinese boy.'

[madness]

Tranvestities more than meets the eye............ Transvestites mandem in disguise was killin it wen i first heard the song.

[x-ray09]

royal sumfin lyk 'your girls got a backoff, so you myt have to back offfff'

[Mr_C!!]

put a 95 year old granny on my bed, 25bags i'll beat it

it didnt make me laugh, but made me think wtf jammer..

[JabzieMan]

Skepta;
"You thought it was a girl cause he had a handbag, you didn't know it was a next mans grandad".

LOL whats tunes this from

[Findhiminthebackoftheflat]

im sure its wash them teeth

no neg

[Grime Kid 09]

ghetts: now i look at him wen i order my lunch like.. i wunna big mac meal. u better bring dat still.. fanta wid dat dont bring me a lilt -spyro wheels-

[Shower_Face]

Frisco - "Somebody buy Scorcher a new pair of Fila cah the 1's he's wearin are lean up"

Wiley - "I'll spray u up & say boy better know!"

Wiley - "I'm not a glow worm but I'm glowin"

[Grimes]

ghetts: now i look at him wen i order my lunch like.. i wunna big mac meal. u better bring dat still.. fanta wid dat dont bring me a lilt -spyro wheels-

whats that from

[wm7]

royal sumfin lyk 'your girls got a backoff, so you myt have to back offfff'


lol. that makes me cringe severly

[Grime Kid 09]

whats that from

http://dontwatchthat.tv/node/62

now skank.

[Switch]

Skepta;
"You thought it was a girl cause he had a handbag, you didn't know it was a next mans grandad".:laugh: yeah that disguise tune is full funny bars

[Arkan]

no neg

it is fail!

[Arkan]

"you cant test me, your mums big and black like emile heskey, pierce your skin like claires accesories, skinny and dry like kanu's left knee"

[Bojigol]

demon you stink, i will run in your house and piss in your sink, dont you think, i should slap your girl she never made me a drink

[Ar Piff]

loool

it;s illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll wash dem teeth.

Jammer - \my friends call me allan... Cus im a shearer'

nd mr wong - 'im a super-duper-lyrical chinese boy.'

its wash dem jeans not wash dem teeth

[kilik]

loool

it;s illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll wash dem teeth.

Jammer - \my friends call me allan... Cus im a shearer'

nd mr wong - 'im a super-duper-lyrical chinese boy.'

Everytime I hear that bar by Jammer I LOL to much. such a weak bar.

[Danieru Shiba]

'time after tiiiiime, i had to tell yor bitch to, shut the fuck uuuuuuup'

9lKrjAyk984

[BananaMan]

lol stormins send for trim about his granny, destroyed him imo



nowadays mandem shot for your nan

[Danieru Shiba]

http://www.dontwatchthat.tv/sites/default/files/GHetto-mix-0023832000.jpg

'my girls choong, on the other hand, your girl looks like whoopi da dread... hungry bitch i'll giv her a cookie 4 head n leave her lookin upset'

LOOOL

[charma]

jammer -

"the doctor was like woii oii what type of guns were they using ?"

genius.

badmouth -

"i can't stress to you, your girls a slag to me and a princess to you"

(been my sig from time)

durrty goodz -

"i'm so ahead i've seen that logan's future isn't grime"

tempz -

"clear ! your cd rack, you won't get none of your cd's back."

ghetto -

"i'll give her a bennas for a blow job and when it goes soft i send her back to the corner"

[Unknown Poster]

http://www.dontwatchthat.tv/sites/default/files/GHetto-mix-0023832000.jpg

'my girls choong, on the other hand, your girl looks like whoopi da dread... hungry bitch i'll giv her a cookie 4 head n leave her lookin upset'

LOOOL

lol what tune dat from

[Danieru Shiba]

lol what tune dat from

1X62r2sZLwM

1:16 ish

[Tony Starks]

lol what tune dat from

skinny sort off 2000 & life

[Unknown Poster]

safe both of ya

[critic of musical arts]

Wiley - "I'm not a glow worm but I'm glowin"

i lol'd :laugh::laugh:

[G.P]

im sure its wash them teeth


loool

it;s illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll wash dem teeth.

Jammer - \my friends call me allan... Cus im a shearer'

nd mr wong - 'im a super-duper-lyrical chinese boy.'

lol I'm talking about from the lord of the mics clash:

1:41
9Do10XkF8B8

[Daz]

LOL whats tunes this from

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[fuk off]

jammer -

"the doctor was like woii oii what type of guns were they using ?"

genius.

badmouth -

"i can't stress to you, your girls a slag to me and a princess to you"

(been my sig from time)

durrty goodz -

"i'm so ahead i've seen that logan's future isn't grime"

tempz -

"clear ! your cd rack, you won't get none of your cd's back."

ghetto -

"i'll give her a bennas for a blow job and when it goes soft i send her back to the corner"

Jokes bars

[Revolution]

ghetto - 'i'll run up in a pussy's house spred his mums legs put it in her pussy OOWWW' lol, buss1

[fuk off]

ghetto - 'i'll run up in a pussy's house spred his mums legs put it in her pussy OOWWW' lol, buss1

This lol

[VenoM]

Solo -
Tracksuits do not fit you, they squeek when you walk.
Blud your ear lopes look like wagon wheels

Narstie -
Your girl looks like a wasteman, her bottom lip looks like her face fam.

Skepta -
Think your shower, when you can't even jump in bath.

Tempz -
I have to punch up guys, guys try it with me I don't know why, pax !
Pax man straight in his eyes, they floored me I was looking at the sky, par ! now I had to go blind.

[Bojigol]

chronik has a few

show man that were not friends, BOI!!

kick to the side of your ribs, kick man down in front of his kids, kick all your dvds, slap mans face with his mix cd

you dont wanna see dread in your garden, i bring international beef like bin laden

[Grimes]

Solo -
Tracksuits do not fit you, they squeek when you walk.
Blud your ear lopes look like wagon wheels

Narstie -
Your girl looks like a wasteman, her bottom lip looks like her face fam.



That track Solo and Narstie go at each other is too jokes.

[nesta17]

nothing long cuss a man
live on air like russel brand - btr

[sa'id]

Ghetto to Bashy ...

"you remind me of a stray dog but so did your dad so now it ain't odd"

Trim (War Report) ...

"wait ... about rape ... i'll show you rape
i'll stick my shank up your arse, let you fuck for days"

[Alter E-ghost]

lady sovereign's bisexual, demon's trisexual, ask fury, he'll fuck anything from her knickers to her jewellery

[Kaychi]

trims got too many but they make you go :stunned: at the same time.

[Shower_Face]

i lol'd :laugh::laugh:

Wiley & Trim actually have the most. Almost anything Wiley says can be seen as humour. Even he's serious interviews.

[morzi]

trim... " who ever shanked fumin in 2006 needs to come to eskimo dance so i can buy them a drink"

[SCP]

'she loves my clothes she loves my crew/she loves my toe she loves my shoe/she loves my piss she loves my poo/i can make her do nething i wana do' (jammer)
@ the 3rd line, i laughed in disbelief

[Maxsta]

Discarda:

Girls in the manor come up to me like hi lee i say get out my face your orange/ your shook of me all i can call is tmobile so u change your tariff to orrange!!!

Discarda is a funny one

[In.sT]

so on point the war governement want to know if ive been chattin to osama

[Tempz_NBT]

grim

this aint no batman n robin....i'll bat man & rob him im doubling dough

[Revolution]

trim... " who ever shanked fumin in 2006 needs to come to eskimo dance so i can buy them a drink"

:laugh::laugh:lol

[Ro-Man Roader]

Shit thread

[Christ The Redeemer]

Dot Rotten
Shes Just On Me Coz I Wear My Own Garms You Fool Don't Don't You Know

[T.B]

ghetto

two more lines and this bar is finished

[Andre]

Shit thread

most mercston bars make me laugh

[Unknown Poster]

ghetts: its alot its alot , i swear u man borrowed it from josh, tempz face=:shock:

ghetts: i came in the world all by my self im a man with alot of pride u can stand with alot of guys but its standard i got a knife

that set was fuckin jokes

[Ro-Man Roader]

most mercston bars make me laugh
Jammer's stupid specs he wears now make me laugh

[Tempz_NBT]

:trim:

........comes from west i'll brick in his lips
bashy's a black chicken shit
im hearing his name n its gettin on my tits but its not rap
i dunno what you call it....its like his mum wot u call it
wot u call her skatty, wot u call her grime
selling playstation wid no wires
ladbrook grove station sittin on the road on some tyres
n like the tyres she's tired, eyes wired
that whole john white look
bashy's a shook 1 in my book

n lets talk about storm the scabby looking 1
thats right suttin suttin mum
otherwise known as sean, boy who get pissed on
ran through stratford market wid a vest on
came 2 deja vu wid a vest on n i did get it wrong
never got scabs coz his licked kerry's pum, got scabs coz crazy gassed him
n he had an allergic reaction that caused his face to rot away by the fraction
face is fucked up like michael..........................jackson
ur not real ur a wally stop actin, i might catch suttin thats why i aint slapped him

:-D:laugh::P:evilgrin:::par2::wheeel:

[LNL]

:trim:

........comes from west i'll brick in his lips
bashy's a black chicken shit
im hearing his name n its gettin on my tits but its not rap
i dunno what you call it....its like his mum wot u call it
wot u call her skatty, wot u call her grime
selling playstation wid no wires
ladbrook grove station sittin on the road on some tyres
n like the tyres she's tired, eyes wired
that whole john white look
bashy's a shook 1 in my book

n lets talk about storm the scabby looking 1
thats right suttin suttin mum
otherwise known as sean, boy who get pissed on
ran through stratford market wid a vest on
came 2 deja vu wid a vest on n i did get it wrong
never got scabs coz his licked kerry's pum, got scabs coz crazy gassed him
n he had an allergic reaction that caused his face to rot away by the fraction
face is fucked up like michael..........................jackson
ur not real ur a wally stop actin, i might catch suttin thats why i aint slapped him

:-D:laugh::P:evilgrin:::par2::wheeel:

thought it was "that hooked on white look" ?

[Tempz_NBT]

thought it was "that hooked on white look" ?

yeh it most probs is

sounded like john white 2 me

[SCP]

:trim:

........comes from west i'll brick in his lips
bashy's a black chicken shit
im hearing his name n its gettin on my tits but its not rap
i dunno what you call it....its like his mum wot u call it
wot u call her skatty, wot u call her grime
selling playstation wid no wires
ladbrook grove station sittin on the road on some tyres
n like the tyres she's tired, eyes wired
that whole john white look
bashy's a shook 1 in my book

n lets talk about storm the scabby looking 1
thats right suttin suttin mum
otherwise known as sean, boy who get pissed on
ran through stratford market wid a vest on
came 2 deja vu wid a vest on n i did get it wrong
never got scabs coz his licked kerry's pum, got scabs coz crazy gassed him
n he had an allergic reaction that caused his face to rot away by the fraction
face is fucked up like michael..........................jackson
ur not real ur a wally stop actin, i might catch suttin thats why i aint slapped him

:-D:laugh::P:evilgrin:::par2::wheeel:
i laughed my head off when i 1st heard these bars. massive par

[One Cunt]

"Errrrrrrrrrrrr No, Won't get a reload Errrrrrrrr No"

[VenoM]

so on point the war governement want to know if ive been chattin to osama

lol
Dot rotten?

[Andre]

Jammer's stupid specs he wears now make me laugh

wearing specs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> raping kids

[Grime Kid 09]

(ghetts poiting at c-gritz in dat westwood clash)
'somebodys seeking attention.. he needs an erection'

[Valhalla]

(ghetts poiting at c-gritz in dat westwood clash)
'somebodys seeking attention.. he needs an erection'

u got the video?

[Grime Kid 09]

u got the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXA44dzkXNc
6:20ish

[nesta17]

he actually says.. he needs a direction (n/fb)

[Sick Boy]

Virtually every lyric Giggs has written makes me laugh. I don't think he intended this effect either, which makes it funnier.

[Equilibrium]

and your nostrils look like krs ooones

[SPLERT]

dogzilla- i fingerd her arse and now my nails got shit on it................... oooooooooooh
now that is grimey..
trim-ting that me av in ar me trouser........ joker..