..Allowing a man to give you mouth-to-mouth when you're drowning = mad homo..

[Quality Control]

..real, heterosexual men would rather die!!..

eating a peanut or eating a hot dog is mad homo...
Who cares stop watching guys chests and trying to spot what labels they are wearing lol now thats mad homo!

..this post, along with an old thread on a hip-hop forum got me thinking..

..in our everyday lives we'll often come across and even engage in mad homo activities without even realising it! and we need a guide to help prevent any of us inadvertently catching AIDs..

..owning an extra-large tub of vaseline = mad homo
..slapping your bredrin's arse when you replace him as a sub = super gay
..ruffling another male's hair and hugging him up after he scores = mad homo

..add onto the list.. :angry:

[Quality Control]

..keeping a cigarette behind your ear = mad gay

[Quality Control]

..saying "bye-bye" in a high pitched voice and frantically waving with a loose wrist = wild homo

[Logan Somers]

The Quality Control guide to being straight lol

[Demos]

lol the only thing that=mad homo is being attracted to another man

[Quality Control]

..singing slow jams whilst in the company of males = marvin gaye

[Quality Control]

..having posters of 50-cent and g-unit in your bedroom = tony gayo

[Black Gerbil1]

If it was from these guys then yeah
http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

[Quality Control]

If it was from these guys then yeah
http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

..:stunned:

[i tell da truth]

being too overly against homo behaviour and actions and making threads like this= MAD HOMO

[Demos]

If it was from these guys then yeah
http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

LMAO @ the guy in the middle, looks like he was in a tango factory explosion...and survived

[Quality Control]

being too overly against homo behaviour and actions and making threads like this= MAD HOMO

..using "being comfortable with your sexuality" as an excuse to act feminine = blatant homo

[Quality Control]

..you and your bredrin taking your tops off and having a boxing match that consists solely of clinching = david gaye

[i tell da truth]

..using "being comfortable with your sexuality" as an excuse to act feminine = blatant homo


i dont act feminine,and neither do most men.

maybe you tried the "being comfatable with your sexuality" and got baited but thats your problem.

[Joseph]

LMAO @ the guy in the middle, looks like he was in a tango factory explosion...and survived

..using "being comfortable with your sexuality" as an excuse to act feminine = blatant homo

looooool

[Quality Control]

i dont act feminine,and neither do most men.

maybe you tried the "being comfatable with your sexuality" and got baited but thats your problem.

..you're too dumb for me to ever bother addressing again..

[i tell da truth]

..you're too dumb for me to ever bother addressing again..


thats cool,just know your place.

[R.dot.Tubbs]

getting changed in the male changing rooms = mad homo

[Quality Control]

getting changed in the male changing rooms = mad homo

:yes:

..asking your friends to gather round and "guard you" while you take a piss against a tree = wild homo

[Quality Control]

..acting extra suspiciously when police are around just so that they pat you down for weapons = undercover homo

...saying "bless you" when your friend sneezes = polite puff

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

http://jjenterprise.logomall.com/media/images/prodthumbs/4480000/4488514.jpg

^^ sharing a puff in the showers after football = david batty

[Quality Control]

http://jjenterprise.logomall.com/media/images/prodthumbs/4480000/4488514.jpg

^^ sharing a puff in the showers after football = david batty

..haha

making conversation with the man pissing in the urinal next to you = friendly faggot

[Captain]

..acting extra suspiciously when police are around just so that they pat you down for weapons = undercover homo


LOOOL

Had me bussin up

[Quality Control]

..training your pet gerbil to climb into pink holes = R.S.P.C.A.GAY

[Quality Control]

..going to see Brokeback Mountain twice on the day of it's release = Jake Gayllenhaal

[Good-Fella]

seems like ur ona bout homos in every thread is der suttin u wanna share wiv da rest of us?

and if i was dyin y da fuk wudnt u want mouth2mouth, ona level u sound like an immature 14/15 yr old hu is goin thru teenage hormones and doesnt undastand his sexuality...no send tho jus the way u come across

[Quality Control]

seems like ur ona bout homos in every thread is der suttin u wanna share wiv da rest of us?

and if i was dyin y da fuk wudnt u want mouth2mouth, ona level u sound like an immature 14/15 yr old hu is goin thru teenage hormones and doesnt undastand his sexuality...no send tho jus the way u come across

..damn you'sa homo, b :stunned:..

[Aych]

LOOOL wow sometimes im glad im not a guy

[Quality Control]

..going swimming and diving under the water to pinch your boy's leg so he thinks a shark bit him = submerged sissy

[margadread]

rating tempa t 4 bars and his high top = fresh prince of batty

[margadread]

watching sniper e's vids on repeat = chi chi man chilling

[Quality Control]

..nose, tongue & eyebrow piercings on men = gay stud..

[margadread]

callin a gay guy a stud.... = GAY
[no hombre]

[Quality Control]

callin a gay guy a stud.... = GAY
[no hombre]

..it was a pun.. keep up, son..

..bumping 'Respect' by Aretha Franklin in the whip and singing along as loud as you can = boom box batty boy

[Quality Control]

..playing wrestling with your friends past the age of 9 = chi chi chokeslam

[margadread]

..playing wrestling with your friends past the age of 9 = chi chi chokeslam

LOL
i'll give u credit on that 1

[Quality Control]

..leaving an "xx" at the end of a text message to a male or using smilies like these: :-) ;-) :-D = smiley sissy

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

dressing up as sci fi characters = bender from futurama

[margadread]

dressing up as sci fi characters = bender from futurama

**throws away william shatner out fit**

i jokey, i jokey

[phikz]

going on a holiday just for the tan = dale winton shit

[margadread]

going on a holiday just for the tan = dale winton shit

lol
aint tha basically sayin white people = gay?

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

working full time in a sweet packaging factory = fudge packer

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

picking up another guys gym kit after a long hard session because he dropped it cos his hands were full with his water bottle and car keys = shirt lifter

[Weak]

Going on about gays as much as Control -obviously hes sexually confused..

[Quality Control]

..lighting some candles and relaxing in a bubble bath after a long day = soaking sissy

..picking up male hitchhikers on the back of your motorbike = harley gayvidson

[Quality Control]

Going on about gays as much as Control -obviously hes sexually confused..

..completely missing the point of the thread because of a lack of basic mental capacity = handicapped homo

[Webstarr]

selling flower for a living = floral fudgepacker

supporting man u when your not from manchester = Carlos Queeroz

[Quality Control]

..leaving coins on the floor so you can watch men bend down and pick them up = sissy cents

[Weak]

..completely missing the point of the thread because of a lack of basic mental capacity = handicapped homo



Its obvious your a queer

[Anonymous]

supporting man u when your not from manchester = Carlos Queeroz

Cunt. LOL

[phikz]

lol
aint tha basically sayin white people = gay?

Narrr but basically im saying any man who purposely aims for a tan is homo :dead:

[Quality Control]

Its obvious your a queer

..it's obvious you're a complete retard..

selling flower for a living = floral fudgepacker

supporting man u when your not from manchester = Carlos Queeroz

..lol..

..after you finish fuckin' a girl, your bredrin phones and you pick up and say "oh shit i was just thinkin about you!!" = homostradamus :stunned:

[Smith]

wearing burgundy/pink/cherry/azure = colourful chi chi

[Weak]

..it's obvious you're a complete retard..:




absolutely

[Joseph]

big fan of graham norton

http://www.geocities.com/fatbear1965/gtnorton.jpg

[Cookie_07]

..after you finish fuckin' a girl, your bredrin phones and you pick up and say "oh shit i was just thinkin about you!!" = homostradamus :stunned:

LOL

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

going 2s on a cigarette outside a club with a guy you just met = faggot

[Webstarr]

having sex with another man = gay

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

having sex with another man = gay

LOOOOOOOL

[Joseph]

loool

[Quality Control]

having sex with another man = gay

..lol, tru dat..

..watching hollyoaks and making threads gossiping about it = housewife homo

[Webstarr]

bum fun in exclusive single sex public schools = gaylord

[Joseph]

..lol, tru dat..

..watching hollyoaks and making threads gossiping about it = housewife homo

talking behind ppls backs sorry thread = annoying

[Quality Control]

sticking up for your forum friend = back-watching bandit

[Quality Control]

going to a Right Said Fred concert with your dad = hereditary homo

going to your end of school prom with your male friends = prom queen

[Webstarr]

going to a Right Said Fred concert with your dad = hereditary homo


loool

reading books on human evolution = homosapian

[Black Gerbil1]

WOW Strong NAZI hate in this thread by a lot of members.

[Quality Control]

WOW Strong NAZI hate in this thread by a lot of members.

having a david beckham avi = ultramagnetic super saiyan homo :stunned:

[Black Gerbil1]

having a david beckham avi = ultramagnetic super saiyan homo :stunned:

LWAL dude, LAWL. You posted here more times then anyone else, someones trying a little to hard to tell everyone there not "gay" when they obivosly are

LAWL

[Quality Control]

LWAL dude, LAWL. You posted here more times then anyone else, someones trying a little to hard to tell everyone there not "gay" when they obivosly are

LAWL

*adds one more retard to list of people who don't understand the whole joke*

[Black Gerbil1]

*adds one more retard to list of people who don't understand the whole joke*

LAWL

[Moony]

LAWL

wat does that even mean?

[Joseph]

wat does that even mean?

.


and btw el ef u got 1 hell of a chip on your shoulder like u have a grudge against us all

[Quality Control]

.


and btw el ef u got 1 hell of a chip on your shoulder like u have a grudge against us all

lol........................ people still don't understand the whole point of this thread.


it's ironic you morons... it's mocking overly homophobic people and is purely for entertainment value

i feel embarrassed for you dumb cunts that i had to explain it

[Joseph]

lol........................ people still don't understand the whole point of this thread.


it's ironic you morons... it's mocking overly homophobic people and is purely for entertainment value

i feel embarrassed for you dumb cunts that i had to explain it

i dont care abt the thread im talking abt u m8 and all the other little comments u have made on here,
anyway i dont care if ive missed the 'irony' by the sounds of it u r trying 2 tell us u r gay, ive got nothing against that so credit 2 u

[Quality Control]

i dont care abt the thread im talking abt u m8 and all the other little comments u have made on here,
anyway i dont care if ive missed the 'irony' by the sounds of it u r trying 2 tell us u r gay, ive got nothing against that credit 2 u

oooooooohhhhhhhh i get it. you're dumb. lol, nevermind then.

spelling your own name wrong = dropped on the head as a baby batty boy

[Joseph]

oooooooohhhhhhhh i get it. you're dumb. lol, nevermind then.

spelling your own name wrong = dropped on the head as a baby batty boy

lol 'baby batty boy'
takes 1 to know 1

[Quality Control]

lol 'baby batty boy'
takes 1 to know 1

are you implying that you know other baby batty boys??? is there a club where you all hang out or something???

[Quality Control]

being named "Elliot" = never stood a chance queer (http://www.ubersite.com/m/91024)

[D*evil*s]

lol dis thread is jokes

[Quality Control]

..arranging your schedule so that you'll never miss an episode of Will & Grace = sitcom sissy

..washing your hair without taking a shower or bath = bubbly bum boy

[Webstarr]

quality's got these for days

drinking mocha = cock socker

starbucks = queer fucks

[Quality Control]

quality's got these for days

drinking mocha = cock socker

starbucks = queer fucks

..i'm running out man, need to start getting creative inna dis soon


letting another man eat food off your plate = generous gay

lying in the middle of a park with your friend spotting shapes in the clouds = cloud 9 queer

[Quality Control]

..spelling out Y.M.C.A. with your arms whenever you hear the song = village people puffta

[Webstarr]

drinking

http://www.stx.ox.ac.uk/system/files/images/Knob+Creek.JPG

=

bourbon bumfiddler

[Quality Control]

drinking

http://www.stx.ox.ac.uk/system/files/images/Knob+Creek.JPG

=

bourbon bumfiddler

:laugh::laugh:

[Pub Guy]

Stabbing a next guy in his arse = Gay Shanky Panky

[Blacksterz]

I get the joke... The joke isn't funny... Quality shall you proceed to insult the mentally challenged further by calling me it for not enjoying your joke?

[Quality Control]

I get the joke... The joke isn't funny... Quality shall you proceed to insult the mentally challenged further by calling me it for not enjoying your joke?

you're from Belfast. you're irrelevant.



p.s. SPAZ!!!111

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

going shopping for a new bed with another man = pillow biter

[Joseph]

i dont get it

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

i dont get it

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pillow+Biter

[Quality Control]

going shopping for a new bed with another man = pillow biter

:stunned:

..going shopping for jeans with your boy, trying them on, then twirling and asking him if they make your bum look big = self-conscious cockmuncher

[Joseph]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pillow+Biter

no i dont get any of this, dont u get me?

[Quality Control]

..the only people who'd be offended by this are homos

[Webstarr]

singing in a choir = harmonic homo

[Joseph]

im offended and im not homo

[Quality Control]

im offended and im not homo

..the only people who'd be offended by this are homos

.

[Joseph]

oh seen sorry read it wrong carry on...

[Quality Control]

..Lemon blatantly locked my other thread cos he couldn't take getting Rick Rolled..

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

.

LOL!

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

no i dont get any of this, dont u get me?

not getting it = confused cock smoker

[Quality Control]

..eating out with just one male friend = candle-lit queer or fast food fag depending on where you eating at

[Quality Control]

..taking food off another man's plate = hungry homo

letting him take food off your's = considerate queer

[Pred]

Are you eating dinner (or just before/after) when you post these? A fair few seem to be about food QC.

ROFLCOPTER @ this whole fuckin thread.

[Webstarr]

eating sugary sweets marketed at children = tooty fruity

[casual]

..after you finish fuckin' a girl, your bredrin phones and you pick up and say "oh shit i was just thinkin about you!!" = homostradamus :stunned:

LOOOOOL

[Quality Control]

..asking your friend to feel your forehead to see if you got a fever = dr. huxtable homo

[Webstarr]

licking your finnger to find the direction of the breeze for your kite = wind-seeking willy sucker

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

watching cricket eating cucumber sandwiches = batting for the other side / batty boy

[margadread]

david beckham as ur avatar picture = bend me like beckham

[Syko]

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/products/1547.gif

= cum and coke

[Black Gerbil1]

Hai Gauise! Omg I do half the stuff mentioned in this thread, and to tell you the truth you lot are stora turnin me on...


http://arsenal.theoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/freddieljungberg.jpeg

[Hij]

Any more pics like that and Im gonna ban you man, fuck that its disgusting

on a real one though, whats to stop a man giving u mouth to mouth if ur dying

u can stop him lol

[Black Gerbil1]

Any more pics like that and Im gonna ban you man, fuck that its disgusting


hai Hij, your going to ban for for posting a picture, but allow other memebrs who are discrimincating gays to let them carry on posting, just as bad as being racist imo. This thread should be been deleted a long time ago and certian members banned.

[hyperfrank]

being too overly against homo behaviour and actions and making threads like this= MAD HOMO

thread done!

[Quality Control]

hai Hij, your going to ban for for posting a picture, but allow other memebrs who are discrimincating gays to let them carry on posting, just as bad as being racist imo. This thread should be been deleted a long time ago and certian members banned.

..shut tha fuck up you faggot.

this is grime. we discriminate against homos almost as badly as hip-hop does.. don't like it? fuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkk ooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

and no, homophobia is not as bad as racism

[Joseph]

hai Hij, your going to ban for for posting a picture, but allow other memebrs who are discrimincating gays to let them carry on posting, just as bad as being racist imo. This thread should be been deleted a long time ago and certian members banned.

. !

[Quality Control]

. !

lol@you reppin me in your location. i can't believe i have a stan! i feel like i've made it big time now

[Joseph]

lol@you reppin me in your location. i can't believe i have a stan! i feel like i've made it big time now

ok

[Hij]

hai Hij, your going to ban for for posting a picture, but allow other memebrs who are discrimincating gays to let them carry on posting, just as bad as being racist imo. This thread should be been deleted a long time ago and certian members banned.

Yeah but if your gonna come on a grimeforum, realise that their is a general negative feeling towards bum boys, faggots and gays.

[Black Gerbil1]

Yeah but if your gonna come on a grimeforum, realise that their is a general negative feeling towards bum boys, faggots and gays.

attitude like this from the forum admin, no wonder people say the grime scene aint growing.

[Hij]

attitude like this from the forum admin, no wonder people say the grime scene aint growing.

lmao

you still make me laugh you know.

[Quality Control]

sharing headphones with your boy so he can listen to the latest Leona Lewis single = x-factor fag

[Syko]

Yeah but if your gonna come on a grimeforum, realise that their is a general negative feeling towards bum boys, faggots and gays.

HAHA

listening to any given boy band = back street bum bending boy

[Quality Control]

looking through your bredrin's e-mail inbox because you suspect he's made a new friend = sherlock homo

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

looking through your bredrin's e-mail inbox because you suspect he's made a new friend = sherlock homo


LOL best one so far

[U.S. Grime]

hell na

[Anonymous]

LOOL Haha.

http://www.realraptalk.com/f2/no-homo-125054/#post3516980

[Quality Control]

LOOL Haha.

http://www.realraptalk.com/f2/no-homo-125054/#post3516980

man could have at least come up with some of his own ones

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

robbing a house with your mate = breaking and entering

[Webstarr]

watching romcoms with your mate = giggling gay

[G.K.]

I'm not sending for Quality Control or anything. But this Thread is over Homophobic. on a real Politically Correct Forum He would be ban or suspended for this.

I know this thread has been around for ages and I haven't read it all but the title look so stupid I never bothered to click on it.

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

I'm not sending for Quality Control or anything. But this Thread is over Homophobic. on a real Politically Correct Forum He would be ban or suspended for this.

I know this thread has been around for ages and I haven't read it all but the title look so stupid I never bothered to click on it.

*adds one more retard to list of people who don't understand the whole joke*

no sending

[G.K.]

no sending

Ok I read a couple of pages and clocked it now. I did say i haven't read the thread. But its still walking close to the PC incorrect line.

[ALM]

Ok I read a couple of pages and clocked it now. I did say i haven't read the thread. But its still walking close to the PC incorrect line.

fuck political correctness your on a grime forum.

[Quality Control]

fuck political correctness that shit really is mad homo

[Demos]

LOOOL this threads still going

:alot:

[Quality Control]

watching Vanilla Sky(which is homo in itself) and crying at the end = katie homo

[Random Impulse]

watching Vanilla Sky(which is homo in itself) and crying at the end = katie homo

LMFAOOOO! wow, that one was special

[Webstarr]

watching Vanilla Sky(which is homo in itself) and crying at the end = katie homo

that doesn't count as you used the same punchline as the sherlock homo one

going on a romantic trip to france with your mate = gay paris

[Webstarr]

adding complete strangers on facebook = friendly faggot

[Jakey]

supporting man u when your not from manchester = Carlos Queeroz

LMAO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Just seen this, funniest thing in this thread.

[The Godfather]

Spotting Big Narsties Piss Patch = Accidental Homo :D (Rwd Days)

[G.K.]

I meant to post this in the other thread but it got locked off, some of it should have been in here anyway do here goes:

Oh seen.. Its QC. That fine. In fact ban him for longer for coming on as someone else. Having multiple accounts = schizophaggot. Do u not have anything else to do m8?

And was there another reason u wanted me to PM u Hij ;) are we still on for tomorrow night?

[The sickest guy]

Oh seen.. Its QC. That fine. In fact ban him for longer for coming on as someone else. Having multiple accounts = schizophaggot. Do u not have anything else to do m8?

And was there another reason u wanted me to PM u Hij ;) are we still on for tomorrow night?

^ we dont care about your homo-dates with Hij

[G.K.]

^ we dont care about your homo-dates with Hij

It was no homo date mate. It was a gang bang on your mom.

[Quality Control]

It was no homo date mate. It was a gang bang on your mom.

what a blinding display of wit!! you even rhymed "date" and "mate" together in a moment of genius-like excellence for added impact i notice!! brilliant!!

oh and i loved it when you went for the mom joke!! i didn't see that one coming at all!! it really caught me off guard :stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned:

[G.K.]

what a blinding display of wit!! you even rhymed "date" and "mate" together in a moment of genius-like excellence for added impact i notice!! brilliant!!

oh and i loved it when you went for the mom joke!! i didn't see that one coming at all!! it really caught me off guard :stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned:

What can I say, I spit the truth in the booth, no lies, I just fuck the mom of QC and the murkiest guys!

[Quality Control]

^ that was cringe-worthy to read

i'll pretend i didn't notice and refrain from quoting it so you can delete it.

[deadout]

getting a haircut and having a guy wash your hair in the salon = homeosensual

[Joseph]

ha now i know who u r!

[deadout]

ha now i know who u r!

i'm joesph

[Joseph]

fuck off now

[[Mr_?noWman]]

wow

cant believe theres a 6 page thread thats lasted a week or two

full of guys, with loads of gay remarks.

issues.
www.talktofrank.com

[Quality Control]

;69055']wow

cant believe theres a 6 page thread thats lasted a week or two

full of guys, with loads of gay remarks.

issues.
www.talktofrank.com

^ is guilty of AT LEAST five of the homo activities mentioned in this thread

[Joseph]

;69055']wow

cant believe theres a 6 page thread thats lasted a week or two

full of guys, with loads of gay remarks.

issues.
www.talktofrank.com

looooooooool
QC take note

[Webstarr]

talking to frank = gay wank

[G.K.]

talking to frank = gay wank

Do u think they only employ people called frank.

[deadout]

Do u think they only employ people called frank.

yeah, i applied for a job there but no luck :(


might open up a "Talk to Joesph"

[Quality Control]

..goin to McDonalds wit your bredrin, settlin on a two-seater table, sittin opposite from eachother eatin your McSalads and sippin your diet Pepsi in silence, then for a split second making eye-contact and quickly lookin away and goin red and actin all bashful before you both simultaneously start giggling like schoolgirls = DAIRY QUEEN

[Joseph]

Lmfao!

[Quality Control]

taking your little brother trick or treating, and you dress up as a cat and have him dress up like a mouse; then knocking on someone's door and when they answer you make a MEOW noise really loud and hold your bag open = HAPPY HALLOW-QUEEN

[Quality Control]

goin christmas shoppin with your friend and offering to carry his bags because you think he looks tired = HO HO HOMO

[Logan Somers]

how the hell is this still goin lol

[Black Gerbil1]

how the hell is this still goin lol

Qcs C71lM to F4ME

[Webstarr]

listening to concious hip hop because gangsta rap scares you = lube fiasco

[Quality Control]

..when it's freezing cold outside and you see your friend walkin down the road outside your house lookin really cold, so you open the front door and shout to him "hey mister snowman, somebody looks real chilly!!! why don't you get your butt in here and i'll make some soup to warm your little belly!!" = FROSTY THE FAGGOT

[Webstarr]

wearing slippers & dressinggown = gay grandad

[Quality Control]

..singing slow jams whilst in the company of males = marvin gaye

..having posters of 50-cent and g-unit in your bedroom = tony gayo

..using "being comfortable with your sexuality" as an excuse to act feminine = blatant homo

..acting extra suspiciously when police are around just so that they pat you down for weapons = undercover homo

..going to see Brokeback Mountain twice on the day of it's release = Jake Gayllenhaal

rating tempa t 4 bars and his high top = fresh prince of batty

..playing wrestling with your friends past the age of 9 = chi chi chokeslam

dressing up as sci fi characters = bender from futurama

picking up another guys gym kit after a long hard session because he dropped it cos his hands were full with his water bottle and car keys = shirt lifter

..picking up male hitchhikers on the back of your motorbike = harley gayvidson

supporting man u when your not from manchester = Carlos Queeroz

..after you finish fuckin' a girl, your bredrin phones and you pick up and say "oh shit i was just thinkin about you!!" = homostradamus :stunned:

having sex with another man = gay

going to a Right Said Fred concert with your dad = hereditary homo

going shopping for a new bed with another man = pillow biter

singing in a choir = harmonic homo

eating sugary sweets marketed at children = tooty fruity

david beckham as ur avatar picture = bend me like beckham

looking through your bredrin's e-mail inbox because you suspect he's made a new friend = sherlock homo

watching Vanilla Sky(which is homo in itself) and crying at the end = katie homo

adding complete strangers on facebook = friendly faggot

..goin to McDonalds wit your bredrin, settlin on a two-seater table, sittin opposite from eachother eatin your McSalads and sippin your diet Pepsi in silence, then for a split second making eye-contact and quickly lookin away and goin red and actin all bashful before you both simultaneously start giggling like schoolgirls = DAIRY QUEEN

taking your little brother trick or treating, and you dress up as a cat and have him dress up like a mouse; then knocking on someone's door and when they answer you make a MEOW noise really loud and hold your bag open = HAPPY HALLOW-QUEEN

goin christmas shoppin with your friend and offering to carry his bags because you think he looks tired = HO HO HOMO

listening to concious hip hop because gangsta rap scares you = lube fiasco

..when it's freezing cold outside and you see your friend walkin down the road outside your house lookin really cold, so you open the front door and shout to him "hey mister snowman, somebody looks real chilly!!! why don't you get your butt in here and i'll make some soup to warm your little belly!!" = FROSTY THE FAGGOT

^ The No Homo Movement's Greatest Hits

(the DAIRY QUEEN, HALLOW-QUEEN and FROSTY THE FAGGOT ones may or may not have been aided by the effects of cannabis)

[Black Gerbil1]

^how sad.

[Webstarr]

your mates asking you to go out on a lads night on the pull but you resisting saying you'd rather watch Graham Norton = hohmometer

[Quality Control]

..phoning your friend 9 times in half an hour until you finally get hold of him and when he picks up you say "i was so worried, i thought something might have happened to you!!!" = STALKER HOMO

[The Messiah]

..phoning your friend 9 times in half an hour until you finally get hold of him and when he picks up you say "i was so worried, i thought something might have happened to you!!!" = STALKER HOMO

Haha! Some of these are quality...

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

getting your dick peirced = Prince.

http://www.churchofthecustomer.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/20/prince.jpg

[Webstarr]

Owning a Nelly Furtado CD = Maneater

[The Messiah]

Owning a Nelly Furtado CD = Maneater

Nelly Furtardo is nang...

[Dollie]

listening to deep dick collective...mad mad homo.

[l1se19]

..playing wrestling with your friends past the age of 9 = chi chi chokeslam

lol low sending for risky

practicing usher dances with male freinds - U Sher R gay

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

lol low sending for risky

practicing usher dances with male freinds - U Sher R gay

doing the "u turn" = bender

[Webstarr]

getting pregnant despite claiming to be a man = mad homo

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

Owning a Nelly Furtado CD = Maneater

LOL best one yet

[l1se19]

owning / wearing a g string/ thong - closet homo

[Quality Control]

who THE FUCK deleted posts in my thread!?!?

[Quality Control]

on your best friend's wedding day you're best man and you gotta stand up and make a speech, and you get all teary-eyed and tell his wife she's the luckiest woman in the whole wide world and she's marrying the greatest guy you've ever met = HOMO HOMAGE

[The Messiah]

on your best friend's wedding day you're best man and you gotta stand up and make a speech, and you get all teary-eyed and tell his wife she's the luckiest woman in the whole wide world and she's marrying the greatest guy you've ever met = HOMO HOMAGE

Nah, allow it. Marriage changes a man.

[Runner]

If you have real friends = mad homo.

If you pay for grime cds to support men = mad homo love

If you don't carry a knife = homo

If you carry a gun = homo

If you don't hit women = homo sensitive

[Jakey]

If you have real friends = mad homo.

If you pay for grime cds to support men = mad homo love

If you don't carry a knife = homo

If you carry a gun = homo

If you don't hit women = homo sensitive

lol its a joke thread man none of its serious

[Certain]

If you have real friends = mad homo.

If you pay for grime cds to support men = mad homo love

If you don't carry a knife = homo

If you carry a gun = homo

If you don't hit women = homo sensitive

lol so 2 sum up u have no money u stay at home with mummy dont work 2 scarred of guns and knifes 2 leave the house so u stay in dark room cutting yourself = fake e-thug real emo homo

[Webstarr]

lol so 2 sum up u have no money u stay at home with mummy dont work 2 scarred of guns and knifes 2 leave the house so u stay in dark room cutting yourself = fake e-thug real emo homo

loool

[Quality Control]

If you have real friends = mad homo.

If you pay for grime cds to support men = mad homo love

If you don't carry a knife = homo

If you carry a gun = homo

If you don't hit women = homo sensitive

:yes: (aside from #4)

having friends = mad homo, real men only got enemies

[Llelo]

Taking part in sexual activity or kissing with another male = homo.

[slackk]

if you drink snapple

[Webstarr]

been in the same room as another man = mad homo!!

[Certain]

making conversation with a another man in the same room = mad chit chatty homo!!

[Mister Lacey]

Rah ... continuing this thread for this long = Sih. Secret Internet Homos.

[Jakey]

Lacey posting in this theard = Him wanting to be a recognised SIH (no send lol)

[Mister Lacey]

Jakey boys avatar = Him wishing Wiley felt him instead of Chipmunk.


lol wait that was rubbish. =/

[Jakey]

Jakey boys Avatar = Him wishing Wiley felt him instead of Chipmunk.

LOL

Lacey thinking about Wiley touching me = Chubby chasing chi chi man

[Mister Lacey]

Ah bruv but see I exposed you becuase you assumed I meant feel as in touch when really I meant 'felt' your music.
When you ASSUME you make and ASS out of U and ME therefore you = Scrabble Fag.

[Jakey]

Ah bruv but see I exposed you becuase you assumed I meant feel as in touch when really I meant 'felt' your music.
When you ASSUME you make and ASS out of U and ME therefore you = Scrabble Fag.

lol @ scrabble fag

Living with the 'mrs' in LA = Gay Gangbanger

[Quality Control]

LOL

Lacey thinking about Wiley touching me = Chubby chasing chi chi man

lol

[Quality Control]

over 200 replies... is this the biggest non-set thread on grimeforum?

or was my Wretch32 one bigger?

[Mister Lacey]

*Closes Thread*

[Mister Lacey]

lol @ scrabble fag

Living with the 'mrs' in LA = Gay Gangbanger



I spoke to Wiley at Canary Wharf station a few months ago and he was safe ... ( I waited for him there the other day too and waved as the train pulled off lol)


^^^^

LL Cool J's 'Hey Lover' Homo.

[Jakey]

^^^^

LL Cool J's 'Hey Lover' Homo.

LOL them edits there

[Mister Lacey]

lol.

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

waving at your mate as the train goes off = thomas the sperm bank engine

[Webstarr]

believing your favourite rap star is still alive despite him being shot several times, pronounced dead & cremated = fagavelli

[Hij]

QC is pissed this never reached 1,000

[Webstarr]

QC is pissed this never reached 1,000

give it time...

[Black Gerbil1]

Some people turn this into a race thread so it can get lhocked:P

[Quality Control]

QC is pissed this never reached 1,000

this thread has a concept to stick to, plus no good ones have come to me recently

[Dollie]

can't think of any clever pun but crying in front of your girlfriend to get sympathy; bit homotional to me tbh.

[Dollie]

roadmans linking arms; well homo as well.

[Hij]

this thread has a concept to stick to, plus no good ones have come to me recently
Im only jesting mate.

You'll be a mod soon.

[Quality Control]

Im only jesting mate.

You'll be a mod soon.

so you received the petition?

[Hij]

so you received the petition?

When it reaches the numbers of the Carter fan club your in.

[Quality Control]

When it reaches the numbers of the Carter fan club your in.

so if it goes above 2 signatures

[Hij]

loooool

[Top Lad]

so if it goes above 2 signatures

lol

Where is Carter btw ?

[Quality Control]

make QC a mod hij

QC for Admin.

two signatures right thurr

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

taking a screen shot of aggro's pubes, putting it into paint, circling the pubes, upping in on the internet and making a thread = free yard fassy

[Quality Control]

wearing v-neck tee's to showcase your chest hair = mighty joe homo

[Webstarr]

doing the rolex sweep = dale winton dance

[4737]

getting excited about wrestling = hacksaw jim homo

t.

[Slinkee]

Watching sweaty men in leotard's suplex each other around the ring = Hulk Ho-mo

...

[Webstarr]

men wearing skinny jeans = small waist sodomy

the revival of the original quality controllers super-thread

[Quality Control]

dun know

no homo movement was the original

[Jakey]

Thinking its acceptable to watch mens beach voleyball because you like womens beach volleyball = battyman bashin pon beach

[Erriginal]

Watching Men's decatholon in the olympics, claiming nothing else is on T.V = Battylympics

[Webstarr]

wearing a salmon coloured shirt because its fashonable = trendy bendy

[4737]

saying "no homo" after something completely and utterly non-gay has just been said = protests-too-much poofter.

t.

[The Messiah]

saying "no homo" after something completely and utterly non-gay has just been said = protests-too-much poofter.

.